Want All The Details From A NYC Rich Person Orgy? Today Is Your Lucky Day!

If you have a spare $75,000 and love boning, you might want to get a year-long membership to Snctm, a members only club/weird rich person orgy that happens a few times a year in New York City and Los Angeles.

Are these orgies tame and acceptable in a way that your average Joe Non-Orgy could appreciate and enjoy without judgment?

Short answer, no.

If these pictures are any indication, one of the requirements to be a part of this orgy is that you have to dress like a mix between a character from Bioshock and a member of Judas Priest. Second, though only 100 people are allowed at each Snctm party, thousands apply which begs the question, how lame would it feel to be turned away from a professional orgy? To join the Snctm, you must submit multiple nude photos as well as a professional resume so it’d be a metaphorical kick in the balls to be turned away (as opposed to the literal kick in the balls you’d receive while at the party, I assume. I don’t know how sex works).

Now, when it comes to attire, this isn't one of those orgies in the back of a dumpster that we’re all surely familiar with, this screw party has standards and uniforms. Their “masquerade” orgies for example require that all men wear tuxedos and bow ties while all women wear evening wear or their finest lingerie.

If you’re asking yourself “what about the masks? Are those a requirement too? The answer is a resounding yes. It says right there on the Snctm site under “etiquette” right before “photography is prohibited” and right after “if you judge us, our members will just dry their tears with a hankerchief made out of billion dollar bills.

This is a high-priced orgy and frankly, we’d be offended if masks weren’t a requirement.

What exactly goes on at a high-priced, mask-adorned smash fest? Besides the obvious answer of “sex” (and probably drug use. A LOT of drug use), people tend to use these events for networking. It’s an orgy with 100 people that can afford to spend $75,000 for a once a month Eyes Wide Shut cosplay session. Surely some of Snctm’s members are powerful, and we don't just mean in a sex way.

If this woman in leather shoulder pads doesn’t have upper management potential, I don’t know who does.

It’s easy to laugh at rich weirdos who wear costumes and are a part of a club that doesn’t know how vowels work, so I’m going to end this by doing just that.