Listen up gentlemen: When it comes to the health of your manhood, you really shouldn’t… fork around. One Canberra man found this out the hard way when he went to the hospital bleeding from his penis. The man had inserted a four inch fork into his urethra in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual gratification. Don’t worry guys; doctors were able to successfully remove the utensil from his penis. The man and his little buddy are doing just fine, dreaming up more things he can insert where they don’t belong.