The Worst Movie Trailer You’ll See All day

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 05, 2013

Have you ever heard of Anton Pictures?  Praise whatever higher power you believe in if you haven’t.  Anton Pictures is responsible for things like this;

0:01 – In a world where space rule?  Is this thing trolling us at the one second mark?

0:01 – Wait, they have 2000 movies to watch?  Are they all this good?

0:06 - $2 says that prop cost $2.

0:10 – is the prison female?

0:15 – is there any chance the people who made this movie were volunteers and not victims of human trafficking?

0:19 – To reiterate, in a world where space rule, one female spaceprison found the entropy.

0:24 – Muzzle flare!

0:27 – And dared to crash.  The longer this sentence gets the less sense it makes.

0:33 – Hold still ladies, there’s a net.

0:34 – So are those apes or what?

0:42 – In a place.  Ugh.

0:43 – Was that a rock upside the head at sleepwalking speed?

0:44 – Who became?  What?

0:46 – Ladies, you look as lost as the rest of us.

0:47 – A legend. 

0:53 - So the full sentence is “In a world where space rule one female spaceprison found the entropy and dared to crash in a place who became a legend empire of the apes.”  That is the worst sentence.  That sentence should be ashamed.

1:06 – The trailer is over and there’s still a solid 16 seconds of what left to watch?  What the hell is this?

1:08 – Things?  You made a movie called Things?

1:10 – The Curse of Lizzie Borden II?  For real?

1:11 – Ugh, just turn it off.

14 comments
Tieris
Tieris

Aaaaaaaaaaand now I have AIDs.

daddy_l
daddy_l

YES PORN!... hey wait a minute

woutertje
woutertje

Still a better love story than twilight

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dumphumpy

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damndandamn
damndandamn

still better than break.com originals

WiffleBallTony
WiffleBallTony

Pretty sure this is a late night movie I've watched on Cinemax

ZHVirago
ZHVirago

This is so bad I was almost convinced that Break.com created it.

My-2-Cents
My-2-Cents

Looks like the start of a class 3 prono...

km9v
km9v

Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Peter-Swansich-181
Peter-Swansich-181

"1:11 – Ugh, just turn it off." Rather, don't even turn it on. You're wasting your time and it is obvious this is only here because someone from Break's staff is friends with the guy

Fortey
Fortey

You're like Tom Hanks crackin' the Da Vinci code up in this bitch.