Have you ever heard of Anton Pictures? Praise whatever higher power you believe in if you haven’t. Anton Pictures is responsible for things like this;
0:01 – In a world where space rule? Is this thing trolling us at the one second mark?
0:01 – Wait, they have 2000 movies to watch? Are they all this good?
0:06 - $2 says that prop cost $2.
0:10 – is the prison female?
0:15 – is there any chance the people who made this movie were volunteers and not victims of human trafficking?
0:19 – To reiterate, in a world where space rule, one female spaceprison found the entropy.
0:24 – Muzzle flare!
0:27 – And dared to crash. The longer this sentence gets the less sense it makes.
0:33 – Hold still ladies, there’s a net.
0:34 – So are those apes or what?
0:42 – In a place. Ugh.
0:43 – Was that a rock upside the head at sleepwalking speed?
0:44 – Who became? What?
0:46 – Ladies, you look as lost as the rest of us.
0:47 – A legend.
0:53 - So the full sentence is “In a world where space rule one female spaceprison found the entropy and dared to crash in a place who became a legend empire of the apes.” That is the worst sentence. That sentence should be ashamed.
1:06 – The trailer is over and there’s still a solid 16 seconds of what left to watch? What the hell is this?
1:08 – Things? You made a movie called Things?
1:10 – The Curse of Lizzie Borden II? For real?
1:11 – Ugh, just turn it off.