The Worst Beauty Pageant Answers Ever

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Jun. 17, 2013

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Oh, so Hawaii is all of America? Really? I call BS. Hawaii is barely American. If Hawaii thinks they are so great, then someone should fly me out there, all expenses paid, and show me around for six fun-filled days. I dare you to prove me wrong, Hawaii.

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If bombing Pearl Harbor brought America out of the Great Depression and led us back on the path of prosperity then why isn't Obama bombing it now? Get it together, Mr. President.

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She actually makes a solid point. You can start beautiful then study and get smart. If you start smart, but ugly, you're screwed. You can't do anything to get pretty. Unless you have Freedie Prinze Jr. He can work wonders!

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Step one: remove glasses. Step two: kiss me beneath the milky twilight.

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