Pope Francis Unleashes Sign Of The Apocalypse

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Jan. 27, 2014

Photos via AP Photo/Gregorio Borgia

What could ruin the heartwarming image of the beloved Pope Francis standing before thousands of adoring worshipers in St. Peter’s Square as he and two young children let go peace doves? If those peace doves were immediately attacked by a black crow and a seagull and munched on like bagel bites in front of the children in what is surely a sign of the End Times.

This is exactly what happened this past Sunday, signaling imminent return of The Beast and an ushering in of an apocalypse where all men must confront and do battle with actual demons during The Rapture. What could be more satanic than a black crow eating a dove in front of the Pope?

Or! It was probably a signal to the Illuminati: the black crow biting a white dove! We all know what that implies. No really, do you guys know what that implies?

Unless of course The Pope staged the whole thing Jimmy Kimmel style and just wanted to pull one over on everyone for a little extra views on the internets. Oh that Pope!

Or! More than likely it was just a coincidence that The Pope let go some doves right in front of a crow. The doves lost a few feathers, but looks like they got away. But what do you think it means?

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120 comments
coolingtower1024
coolingtower1024 User

Of course it doesn't really "mean" anything--animals don't have agendas.  But I might wonder if lightning struck the Vatican again at the same time.

Doug4655
Doug4655 User

It means that Steven Sea Gull is outta retirement bitches


Obiwayne66
Obiwayne66 User

It mean that crow was hungry


Joseph Kerbawy
Joseph Kerbawy

if a seagull brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby than what brings no baby? a swallow

Mizogucci
Mizogucci User

It means that the dove is a natural prey item to those two other birds and we should add no imagined human significance.

Jake Martin
Jake Martin

Lol it means people will believe anything

Jacob An Yager McCallister
Jacob An Yager McCallister

The Lord is steady in his work. It doesn't matter if this is a sign of his return or not, he is making his final preparations an is coming back for His people very soon!

Dandy Don Hedderig
Dandy Don Hedderig

Pretty sure the crow was hired by the Koch bros. Bastards are everywhere.

Dylan Berta
Dylan Berta

Tanner Pritchett I hope they don't find this.

Luc Lauzon
Luc Lauzon

If people actually believe that's what this means then let's allow it and watch the resulting hilariousness!!

Jacob-Bristow-955
Jacob-Bristow-955 User

I want to fight demons.  As long as they don't have shotguns, I can take a few out.

Chris Peterson
Chris Peterson

It means that R'lyeh will rise and Cthulhu is coming

Crystal Austin
Crystal Austin

Means the birds are dumb that is all my barn is full of doves everday they ate dumb.

Kyle Leger
Kyle Leger

Only a foolish religious freak would think this

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Vanessapowel922 User

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think2seconds
think2seconds User

The end for a new beginning (as in tarot card, death mean good things...) anyway, if some sh$t peoples can ''disappear'', this will happen in apocalypse (expect)... as on this planet, I see too much a$$holes...

think2seconds
think2seconds User

I ''see'' but with all the technology today, you have no video/record of this? ... I even can take a patato or a vertical video to makes me happy... sad... :(

Jim Elder
Jim Elder

The Vatican revert back to Sacrificing !

Brittnee Farris
Brittnee Farris

Crows attack people too and if they were hungry enough, doves are weak birds....they're not too hard to kill

Denise Lynch
Denise Lynch

Crows just don't like white doves..nothing more, nothing less!

Joey LeBlanc
Joey LeBlanc

I heard a news report on it today that said "people looked on in horror". Guess none of them have watched the discovery channel, I look at it as natural selection rather than anything close to horrific.

Maria Concepcion
Maria Concepcion

I didn't know seagulls or crows attacked other birds. You learn something new every day. Bad timing for the Pope :-)

Chad-Carr-428
Chad-Carr-428 User

Bird signs?  We're basing our future on bird signs?

Tim Neidert
Tim Neidert

Mike Murphy was an alter boy and enjoyed bopping the bishop

Mike Murphy
Mike Murphy

Tim Neidert was touched by a priest.