The Man Who Shot Osama Bin Laden Has Been Revealed

Ever since we learned that major douchebag Osama Bin Laden was shot in the face, we’ve been itching to know who pulled the trigger so we could pin a medal on him, buy him a drink or even sleep with him. Yes, some guys are THAT patriotic. Now we know the name of the Navy SEAL who put down Bin Laden like a scum-sucking dog: Rob O’Neill

Images like this still make us want to stand up, scream “We’re number one!” and make out with a bald eagle. 

The Daily Mail revealed the name six days before Fox News planned to air an exclusive interview with the until-now anonymous Navy SEAL. The US military refused to publicly identify any member of SEAL Team 6 in order to protect their safety but O’Neill said he’s not scared of any terrorist threat that might befall him. He told the paper, “I say I’ll paint a big target on my front door and say come and get us.” It takes a huge set of balls to say something like that. Something tells us he could paint the target on his balls and ISIS members could see it from the Middle East without having to use a telescope. 

He’s ready to blast some terrorists even while chilling at the beach.

He’s also decided to speak up because he hasn’t had the easiest time since he left the military. He lost some of his military benefits because he left the service a few years early and he knows other veterans who served their country and suffered debilitating injuries are suffering far worse than him. 

Time to collect those beers.