KFC Double Down Dog And 9 Crazy Fast Food Concoctions

They say that your “body is a temple” and should be treated as such. That’s why I’m guessing that the good people at Kentucky Fried Chicken are hell bent on making our hearts explode inside of our “temples” as part of a ritualistic sacrifice to the chicken gods. That’s the only thing that makes sense about the new KFC Double Down Hot Dog, a hot dog with a piece of fried chicken for a bun:

The original Double Down was deemed “too healthy” …to get headlines anymore.

This an edible Rorschach Test; what do you see?

That and it’s probably delicious; all kidding aside if you went to a barbeque and ate a piece of chicken and then had a hotdog, no one would bat a grease covered eyelash. Yet somehow put these two things together and everyone loses their minds! However, before you start screaming “‘Merica!”- there is some good, or bad news depending on how you look at it. The KFC Double Down Hot Dog is only available in The Philippines! That’s why we are celebrating the most insane, crazy fast food concoctions from around the world!

1.  KFC Zinger Double Down King, South Korea

Available only in South Korea, this meat monster consists of fried chicken for a bun, a meat patty, bacon and cheese with some special sauce.

2. Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuff Crust Pizza, United Kingdom  

Just like your mamma always said, “it all goes to the same place anyway.”

3. Pizza Hut Mini-Hot Dog-Stuffed Crust, Tempura Shrimp And Mayonnaise Pizza,  China

For some reason international Pizza Hut is obsessed with hot dogs.

4. Burger King Pizza Burger, New York City and Japan

This is basically four Whoppers put together in one giant pizza sized burger made for “sharing,” but we know it’s just for us fat guys.

5. McDonald’s Mega Mac, Malaysia, Australia, Canada

Why buy two Big Macs when you can buy one Mega Mac, which is two Big Macs stacked together, that you will then have to pry apart to fit in your mouth?

6. Pizza Hut Super Pan Pizza With Squirting Crust, Malaysia

You really need to watch this video below. The weirdest part of this Pizza Hut advertisement is NOT the fact that there is a squirting crust:

To be fair, we all squirt a little after Pizza Hut.

7. Taco Bell Waffle Taco, ‘Merica

It’s never too early in the morning to run for the border or the toilet with this waffle taco containing a breakfast sausage and eggs. Again, if you simply ate these side by side and put them all on your fork, no one would care, but put it in taco format, and OMG the country is going down the tubes!

8. Burger King X-Tra Long Burger, Austria, Netherlands

BK has a burger in sub sandwich format where you can choose from Rodeo BBQ topped with onion rings or chili cheese sauce topped with jalapenos.

9. McDonald’s Flaming Hot Doritos Quarter Pounder, Mexico

Taco Bell outdid itself with the insanely popular Doritos Locos Taco, with a Dorito flavored taco shell. So it seems that the folks at McDonalds Mexico wanted to get in on the action… by simply inserting a couple “spicy” Doritos on top of a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Good job!

Which ones would you try?

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