The Hot Dog Crust Pizza Is Coming To America!

Pizza Hut loves to try out weird menu item concoctions in other countries before they decide if they are good enough to try here in the USA. Earlier this week we even learned how they are delivering their pizzas in Hong Kong with a pizza box that features smart phone movie projector.  In Australia earlier this month we learned that they have something called the Meat Pie with tiny meat pies baked into the crust. If you think this means that Pizza Hut “jumped the shark” you’d be wrong;

This is The Meat Pie Pizza; Pizza Hut hasn’t even gotten started blowing your mind yet!

I seriously think the people who come up with pizza huts new menu ideas smoke a TON of weed, and that is OK because now they are sharing these pizza monstrosities with us. Today I can report to the American people and to the world that the United Sates… will receive Pizza Hut’s Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza!!!

It’s a pizza with hot dogs stuffed in the crust end to end like a Human Centipede of Hotdogs! For a fat ass ‘Merican like me, this makes me so happy!  

Since 2012 the countries of the United Kingdom, Australia, South Korea and Canada got their hands on the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza. Friggin’ Canada!!

Now I can cancel that trip to Ottawa!

 I say enough is enough! Pizza Hut you have been serving up Americans pizza in buffet format for decades now and you don’t think that we would want to have our crusts stuffed with hot dogs?! What else are you holding back from us? Sources at The Impulsive Buy received the below flyer as evidence of the coming Hot Dog pizza state side. The ketchup and mustard packet tease the coming hot dog infused pizza; that or Pizza Hut is going to try and get people to dip their slices into ketchup and mustard and that would just be weird. Guess we will have to wait until June 18th to find out.

Would you eat the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza?

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Source: The Impulsive Buy