The Daily Wrap: October 23rd Staff by Staff on Oct. 23, 2013

The week is at the half way point and that means it’s OK for you to skip the afternoon and have a margarita.  We swear we read that somewhere.  Anyway, here’s the news.

Who’s That Dead Guy?



Jerry Moon was recently laid to rest and, according to his wishes, he did not want to be cremated.  In fact, he was terrified by the idea.  No problem, though. The family had a casket and they were ready to say their final goodbyes at his funeral when they opened the lid and discovered a stranger’s corpse with its head in a bag.  But on the upside it was wearing Jerry’s clothes.

The real Jerry had already been cremated while this other person, a 97 year old man who died in hospice care, had been dressed in his clothes and put in a casket with a picture of Jerry and his wife.  The company that runs the funeral home refused to comment on the mix up, or why the dead guy was wearing a bag.


Careful What You Tweet



Everyone loves a good joke on Twitter, or a parody account, or the ravings of Donald Trump, but you need to be responsible with how you use social media, lest it take a bite out of your rear. Ask Jofi Joseph, who until recently ran an anonymous Twitter account making fun of White House policy, officials and then some.  His criticisms ran from political smartassery to just calling people names.  Turns out he was also leaking inside info since the man himself, in real life, was actually a National Security staff member.

For two years his account sounded off and made fun of all aspects of his job and the people he worked with.  The White House announced this week that he had been fired with no word on how it came to light the account was his.


Britney Wants You To Get to Work



Britney Spears may be running her own PR team, or a chimp is, after posting on her Facebook page for fans to share their “Get to Work (Bitch)” stories with her in celebration of her new video of the same name.  What kind of stories does that mean?  You know, like the time you volunteered at a soup kitchen or helped people after a natural disaster. Just look at the pic, you’ll get the idea.

Santa the Slave Driver



Straight out of the Netherlands comes this tale of Sinterklaas, the Dutch Santa Claus and his companion Zwarte Piet.  Zwarte Piet is a black man and, in the eyes of many (but not all) he is also Sinterklaas’ slave.  Why does Dutch Santa have a slave?  Why does Santa from anywhere do anything?

In some tales Sinterklaas has a demon sidekick who, on Christmas, is shackled and forced to help do good things.  In others, he’s a slave that Sinterklaas rescued and then offered his services to help the jolly fellow.  In yet others he’s just a Moorish man-servant who’s a bit goofy.  None of that is inherently racist (except maybe turning a demon into a black man) but the fact people will put on afro wigs and black face to dress up as him has been seen as offensive and now the UN is recommending the Sinterklaas tradition be either updated or scrapped altogether.

In television broadcasts Piet is often update to be less stupid, and he’s not always black or even a man, but changing tradition is hard, even when it’s offensive, ask the Washington Redskins.

Ben-Spanhaak-875 User

I am Dutch an as a kid i was told that Zwarte Piet is black because of climbing up and down the chimney to put presents in childrens clogs in front of the fireplace. Look at Mary Poppins. The chimney sweepers are all covered in soot


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DutchHaze User

First of all, Sinterklaas and Santa claus are two different guys.. One give's you presents on his own birthday, 5dec and the other on christmas.. 

Besides that, i've never seen those demons your talking about and neither has the rest of the netherlands! Would be cool though!

But really, Zwarte piet has nothing to do with racism! They are not forced to do anything and are free to do whatever they want. Yeah the story goes he bought them, but only to set the free! After that they stayed loyal and helped him to spread joy and happiness on his birthday!

Our childeren look up to these guys and see them like heroes that come to our country every year, only to put presents in their shoes of about 3 weeks with the absolute highlight on 5december cause that is when it's Sinterklaas's birthday and they come to bring the Big stuff! They even dress up like zwarte piet, and even make presents and drawings for them to..

If you have any questions about all this, please post them here so i can answer them for you.

WillyKillaKrakka User

90% of Native Americans DID NOT think redskins was offensive..... it is the liberal militant douche bags that want to change the world into a nanny-state coddling socialist wasteland where anything and everything that offends them is put to death. Scumbags.

By the way, thanks for today's picture gallery you lazy break douche bags.

jbart321 User

Britney Spears is disgusting.  Please, go away, forever.

DutchHaze User

Oke, a friend of mine told me that there are some places were the helpers are demon spawns.. goat like creatures.. 

So i Guess i made a mistake, sorry for that.. Then again, They got nothing to do with the other helpers..

Ben-Spanhaak-875 User

@DutchHazeI am Dutch an as a kid i was told that Zwarte Piet is black because of climbing up and down the chimney to put presents in childrens clogs in front of the fireplace. Look at Mary Poppins. The chimney sweepers are all covered in soot

Shawn-Hicks-25 User

@SlobberTrail  Wow did you come up with the BIG number all by your big boy self??? I'm a Nez Perce AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING NAME SUCKS!! YOU PASTY SOB!

DutchHaze User

@Ben-Spanhaak-875 @DutchHaze 

I know, me to..

But to be fair, that's bull to cause they are completely black and all have curly hair:p

It's just not possible to expain the whole buying people and setting them free things to childeren 0 to 4/5 years old, think that is the reason people tell them that:)