The Daily Wrap: August 16th Staff by Staff on Aug. 16, 2013

Possible New Record For World’s Oldest Living Person: 123

The Today Show’s Willard Scott better whip up a special happy birthday surprise, because it looks like there is a new contender for the oldest person who has ever lived (or at least documented).  At 123 years old, Bolivian cattle and sheep herder Carmelo Flores Laura was born on July 16th, 1890, a date that is documented by public records. If verified the Bolivian man will beat out French woman Jeanne Calment who lived to the age of 122. Congratulations to Mr. Laura; good news is you may hold a record; bad news is it may not be for very long.


Government s Says “Area 51” Officially Exists

It’s weird to have to acknowledge for the first time that something exists that for the rest of us is real and tangible and has been sitting in the Nevada dessert for over fifty years. However the US government has officially admitted that the military complex popularly known and made famous in pop culture as “Area 51” exists. In a series of declassified documents Area 51 is acknowledged to be the site of spy plane testing for the government beginning in the 1950’s. The high altitude aircraft were to be equipped with high resolution cameras to take secret nudie pictures of Fidel Castro and other spying activities on America’s enemies.   So Area 51 exists, sadly  they are still holding out on telling us where the alien bodies are being kept!


WWE Star Darren Young Comes Out As Gay

Fred Rosser, better known as WWE star Darren young is the first openly gay professional wrestler thanks to a spur of the moment interview at the Los Angeles airport. Young was traveling to LA for SummerSlam when a TMZ camera man asked him if he thought a gay athlete could make it in the world of professional wrestling. Young responded saying "Absolutely, look at me. I'm a WWE Superstar and to be honest with you, I'll tell you right now, I'm gay. And I'm happy. I'm very happy.


Mayor Sexually Harassed Great Grandmother

In the story that just keeps getting worse, Sand Diego Mayor “Filthy” Bob Filner was accused on Thursday by a 67 year old Great Grandmother of making sexually inappropriate comments in the workplace.  Peggy Shannon was working at the City Hall senior citizens service desk when Filner said lines like “Do you think I could go eight hours straight?" He also hugged and kissed her on the lips and made comments about wanting to begin a personal relationship. Mayor Filner is already in the midst of a scandal, accused by multiple women for sexual harassment.

Lisa Robin Kelly of That 70’s Show Dies

Actress Lisa Robin Kelly show gained fame as star of “That 70’s Show” from 1998 tto 2006, has died. Her agent, Craig Wyckoff released a statement saying that the 43 year old had recently checked into a treatment facility for substance addiction. She passed away there Wednesday. A cause of death has not been released.