Do you know Slipknot? Cattle Decapitation? Tool? Sure, they make creepy videos, but they’re doing it on purpose. There’s a good chance everything that’s creepy here is totally by accident.
0:05 – Is this being sampled from Eminem, except for the Three Stooges style violence? Who are these guys?
0:10 – SLENDERMAN! AAAGH!
0:13 – Is this an Adam Sandler character?
0:16 – Did we already scream in fear of Slenderman? We did? Huh.
0:21 – Can anyone explain this creepy Stretch Armstrong dude?
0:26 – Pause it right here and make a convincing argument that this guy isn’t a highly medicated government experiment someone brought to the beach.
0:29 – Crotch thrusting is not necessary.
0:36 –He’s folding in half!
0:45 – The braces really complete the package.
0:51 – Ha, you thought you were going to look at girls for a second. Nope.
1:01 – Hey, how do you make a skinny weirdo even more offputting? Oh, we have a weird little bike for him? Awesome.
1:11 – Guys, c’mon. Uncalled for.