Breaking Down The Creepiest Music Video Ever

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 12, 2013

Do you know Slipknot?  Cattle Decapitation? Tool?   Sure, they make creepy videos, but they’re doing it on purpose.  There’s a good chance everything that’s creepy here is totally by accident.

0:05 – Is this being sampled from Eminem, except for the Three Stooges style violence?  Who are these guys?

0:10 – SLENDERMAN!  AAAGH!

0:13 – Is this an Adam Sandler character?

0:16 – Did we already scream in fear of Slenderman?  We did?  Huh.

0:21 – Can anyone explain this creepy Stretch Armstrong dude?

0:26 – Pause it right here and make a convincing argument that this guy isn’t a highly medicated government experiment someone brought to the beach.

0:29 – Crotch thrusting is not necessary.

0:36 –He’s folding in half!

0:45 – The braces really complete the package.

0:51 – Ha, you thought you were going to look at girls for a second.  Nope.

1:01 – Hey, how do you make a skinny weirdo even more offputting?  Oh, we have a weird little bike for him?  Awesome.

1:11 – Guys, c’mon.  Uncalled for.

9 comments
WZRDZ
WZRDZ

bro do you even lift?

coolsteevo
coolsteevo

LMAO this guy is a TWIG with no bulge in that speedo....

Corndog2333
Corndog2333

If they ever do a live actor remake of "The Nightmare before Christmas", I know who they can get to play Jack Skellington.

Duddamees
Duddamees

Holy shit! And I thought I was skinny

Nikkibron
Nikkibron

just as Chad implied I'm amazed that some people able to make $7675 in 1 month on the internet. did you read this site link >>> Pie21.Com

TopGunTrophey
TopGunTrophey

Hi rich parents with too much money!

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

actually this guy is a star in central and south america. made his own money.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

peter la anguila is the man. FvCK BREAK!

OptimusC
OptimusC

OMG when I saw you guys wrote SLenderMan, I died. There is a .gif of him walking down the beach and then sliding across the screen. It would be soooo awesome if someone cropped in the top half to be slender man lol!!!! Imagine it... Top is slender man in suit, while bottom is speedo. perfect .gif!