The Break 2013 FAP Draft

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Apr. 25, 2013

21. Emma Stone

Who doesn't like Emma Stone? Terrorists, that's who.

 

20. Paulina Gretzky

Wayne Gretzky's daughter is good at Twitter as you can see from this gallery and this gallery.

 

19. Zoe Saldana

This was a controversial pick not because of who she is, but because one of our editors doesn't appreciate her depiction of Uhura in the new Star Trek films. We punched him in the face.

 

18. Sara Jean Underwood

We spent a good 45 minutes coming up with jokes about "wood" and "underwood" and "Sara Jeaning Our Underwood" but eventually, we realized we were talking about erections more than women and moved on.

 

17. Stacy Keibler

She's been given the "George Clooney Seal Of Approval" and we can definitely see why.

The list continues on the next page!

76 comments
badscirocco
badscirocco User

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badscirocco
badscirocco

If you guys are fapping to this I feel sorry for you. xnxx.com

puppetshow
puppetshow User

Of all of those, Kate Upton, Really?!

puppetshow
puppetshow

Of all of those, Kate Upton, Really?!

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Impossible-Jerak-129
Impossible-Jerak-129

if you fap to this then clearly you've never been with a naked girl before

PlutosCharm
PlutosCharm User

Stacy Keibler, I "approve" of you "sealing my dick in your mouth.

PlutosCharm
PlutosCharm

Stacy Keibler, I "approve" of you "sealing my dick in your mouth.

wilbunk
wilbunk User

I'm with Betty white!

wilbunk
wilbunk

I'm with Betty white!

paskari
paskari User

Glad to see that idiot who voiced dissatisfaction over break's attitude towards women a few months back finally got fired.

paskari
paskari

Glad to see that idiot who voiced dissatisfaction over break's attitude towards women a few months back finally got fired.

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Malik-Nasir-756

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seabound
seabound

You should see the naked yoga....

seabound
seabound

You should see the naked yoga....

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar User

Mark. Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do this article...and totally redeem yourself. I may get shaft burn to this later.

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

Mark. Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do this article...and totally redeem yourself. I may get shaft burn to this later.

joasis
joasis User

Wrong. Jennifer Lawrence is kinda plain-looking in a homely way and Susan Sarandon and her spawn just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

joasis
joasis

Wrong. Jennifer Lawrence is kinda plain-looking in a homely way and Susan Sarandon and her spawn just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld UserTop Commenter

Zoe Saldana is on the fap-draft? WHAT IN THE FHUCK ARE YOUO THINKING? Honestly, just look at her, ther is absolutley nothing hot in her, not even her eyes. Why Break? WHY? Here a list of some real women you missed instead: Michelle Pfeiffer, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Cobie Smulders, Maria Sharapova, the Williams sisters (hell yeah!), even good fattie Oprah just because she's Oprah, the five girls from Sucker Punch, Ana Kournikova, my lover (OK, you don't know her but she is a fine piece of ass, and

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

Zoe Saldana is on the fap-draft? WHAT IN THE FHUCK ARE YOUO THINKING? Honestly, just look at her, ther is absolutley nothing hot in her, not even her eyes. Why Break? WHY? Here a list of some real women you missed instead: Michelle Pfeiffer, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Cobie Smulders, Maria Sharapova, the Williams sisters (hell yeah!), even good fattie Oprah just because she's Oprah, the five girls from Sucker Punch, Ana Kournikova, my lover (OK, you don't know her but she is a fine piece of ass, and

Warhouse182
Warhouse182 User

Worth a look but the list is so so wrong.

Warhouse182
Warhouse182

Worth a look but the list is so so wrong.

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TheWhiteHat
TheWhiteHat

F*ck THAT! I choose ALLL of them except for Wilde and the Fat chick...

Paul-Andrews-543
Paul-Andrews-543

F*ck THAT! I choose ALLL of them except for Wilde and the Fat chick...

smoke1383
smoke1383 User

I just looked her up...ya shes really pretty

smoke1383
smoke1383

I just looked her up...ya shes really pretty

ThunderPig
ThunderPig User

You know, I've never really considered Susan Sarandon before, but now that I see she has a third eyebrow, I'm kinda turned on!

ThunderPig
ThunderPig

You know, I've never really considered Susan Sarandon before, but now that I see she has a third eyebrow, I'm kinda turned on!

zdroa38
zdroa38

Munn should be top 20

zdroa38
zdroa38

Munn should be top 20

rockstar666
rockstar666 User

worlds most beautiful girl...and thats a fact.

rockstar666
rockstar666

worlds most beautiful girl...and thats a fact.

johnsonjiggle
johnsonjiggle User

very nice #1 overall, Megan fox is a steal at #24,and going by this years draft, I'm happy with the pats #29 pick in Kati Byron.

johnsonjiggle
johnsonjiggle

very nice #1 overall, Megan fox is a steal at #24,and going by this years draft, I'm happy with the pats #29 pick in Kati Byron.

Mr__Troofus
Mr__Troofus User

shes really a n!!gger and steals it