The 10 Most Ridiculous Moments In The Dunkin Donuts Freakout

Earnest-Pettie by Earnest-Pettie on Jun. 10, 2013

Earlier today, we watched Taylor Chapman walk into a Dunkin Donuts and go nuts over what she thought was a broken promise, the promise of a free meal if an employee forgets to give the customer a receipt. We’ve all been there, standing there at the counter, wondering, “Will this be the time that I save all of a dollar and change on a donut habit that’s slowly killing me?” Well, this lady hit the jackpot. Her clerk didn’t give her a receipt, and when the clerk refused to comp the meal right then and there, she came back with a video camera in hand.

From start to finish, this video is full of moments that make you wonder whether the sprinkles on her childhood's donuts were actually paint chips. Here are the ten most ridiculous moments from this astounding video.
 

  • “This is all being under video surveillance.” You’re not telling us anything we don’t know, lady. Not only is every Dunkin Donuts already equipped with multiple security cameras, but the NSA has tapped all those cameras and is using them to identify the biggest potential financial outlays for Obamacare.
  • “I want the whole fuckin’ menu, bitch! TWICE!” Catchphrase!

  • When she turns the camera on gramps who wants no part of this inquisition. His sidestep is elegant.

  • “Can’t wait to post this to Facebook!” Why? Because your personality has already robbed you of any of the friends you’d lose as a result of posting this video?
  • The interview segment that starts at 4:32. The relationship between the girl and the guy here is so awkward and uncomfortable that it spawned its own TLC reality show.
  • “There are no takebacks in life.” Business school? Are you sure you didn't study philosophy? Someone put that on a motivational poster, right this minute. Never mind, I'll do it.

  • “I’m going to Mars!” For almost anyone else, this would’ve been the first sign of mental instability. For her, it’s, like, the seventh in this video, alone.
  • She tells us that this kind of stuff doesn’t fly in Indiana and Kentucky, where she’s from, and then she immediately regales us with a story of someone in Kentucky peeing in her fries. How do you hide peeing in the fries? She’s a complicated person, full of contradictions.
  • She doesn’t trust the food so she’s giving it to her boyfriend?! Wow, she's a keeper. “The donut tasted like pee. Cya!” That’s what the break-up letter should read.
  • The bomb threats. As she pointed out earlier, this whole situation is under video surveillance, so the bomb threats are probably not going to go over too well. This kid is in jail because of a status update he posted to Facebook. Her threat is a video of herself threatening to bomb the place. From the safety of Mars! Someone arrest her, now, before she gets close enough to Mars that extradition becomes all but impossible!

As Break superfan Sean Gribbon pointed out, the late comic genius Mitch Hedburg said all there is to say about donuts and receipts. 

This lady's Dunkin Donuts freakout video is full of gems. She's going to be a viral video superstar for all the wrong reasons. What were the standout moments, to you? Let me know in the comments. 

-Earnest (freakout at me on Twitter @earnestp)

130 comments
Steve-Austin-248
Steve-Austin-248 User

when she said she already contacted her lawyer and he is all over it lmao.

Mike Hamm
Mike Hamm

she is s0000 crazy is needs to be lock-up for a long time.

Mark Bonenfant
Mark Bonenfant

This lady has pretty much nuked her chances of getting served in a donut shop anywhere in North America.

Steve Toste
Steve Toste

fast food workers have to deal with crazy people like this, she didn't get a receipt and goes postal not just on the person taking her order but her co-workers too, and thinks she is some kind of investigative reporter putting it on FB, instead it just shows how crazy and rude a person she is.

djscoops
djscoops User

what a piece of shit. I love that someone has pissed on her food. I wonder why? she seems totally reasonable and not at all white trashy. Definitely a stripper.

Ryley Benson
Ryley Benson

what a absolute cunt, any business has the right to refuse business to anyone at their discretion, simple.. your order is outside bitch.

Jesus Leal
Jesus Leal

This girl is just stupid as hell -.-

Raquel N Dario Ramirez
Raquel N Dario Ramirez

I so am glad she posted herself that way the world avoids such a stupid idiot when they see her coming their way. She has probably ruined a future great career for herself, not to mention the possibility to enter other public places for fear that she'll go on another of her "on surveillance" rants. But oh well stupid is as stupid does....

123abcasdf
123abcasdf User

what a worthless c*nt. Someone should have stood up to her and shut her up! Ppl shouldn't bully others in their adulthood. wtf taylor chapman!? facebook.com/taylor.chapman.7921

Break.com
Break.com

Perhaps she got her degree at DeVry?

Andrew Holman
Andrew Holman

i got caught behind a woman like this at a convenience store once who was arguing about how she got overcharged by 10 cents. After around 5 minutes of listening to the nut rant about it I took 10 cents out of my pocket and demanded that she take it and get the hell out of there so I could buy my damn stuff

Mark Herzog
Mark Herzog

sigh....women like that should hold their breath till they are gone. so crazy she would act like that with a degree. lol. dumb bitch

Jason Teasdale
Jason Teasdale

HOLY Crazy Bitch...."i'm not even going to eat this food I'm going to give it to my boyfreind" I feel sorry for that guy!!!!!

Terry Webb
Terry Webb

Awestruck - this is a wind-up, right?

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Women can be d-bags too! Hahaha

Chris Carela
Chris Carela

This girl deleted all of her social network profiles because of this. On top of that, this will permanently be on the Internet forever so she can kiss her "business degree" good bye.

Justin Blackley
Justin Blackley

How do you get "top 10 moments" out of an 8 minute video?

Alex Jorge
Alex Jorge

Break.com in the city of Norfolk in Virginia State I got this: Access to this content has been blocked. If this message appears as part of a page it's probably in place of a banner ad. Banner ads are blocked to preserve bandwidth and deliver pages more quickly.

14uptownallday
14uptownallday User

She called the lady a sand n$&@r. She should got a free pot of hot coffee to the face

Devon-Mac-Lachlan
Devon-Mac-Lachlan User

I hope he spit in her food.. what a dumb ass (bad word)...

Angela-Wood-284
Angela-Wood-284 User

Wow, you're kidding me. They actually gave this white trash foul mouthed loser any service at all? I would have told that shit for brains to get the hell out of my store. What a loser.

David-Thornton
David-Thornton

Her boyfriend... What a lucky guy. He should be nominated for sainthood.

David-Thornton
David-Thornton User

Her boyfriend... What a lucky guy. He should be nominated for sainthood.

1of9
1of9

Seen people do this before. They place an order,then before the cashier has a chance to give a receipt,they run off. Shortly after (or in her case,the next day) they come back & throw a fit about not getting a receipt & demand something free. The hoe had no money & wanted something free.....nothing more.

1of9
1of9 User

Seen people do this before. They place an order,then before the cashier has a chance to give a receipt,they run off. Shortly after (or in her case,the next day) they come back & throw a fit about not getting a receipt & demand something free. The hoe had no money & wanted something free.....nothing more.

Neil-Chapman-997
Neil-Chapman-997

What a sad little girl ..............and she thinks she's tough getting agro with Dunkin doughnuts bless her little pink socks ..................BITCH

esanmail8
esanmail8 User

donuts will kill you. Eat SPAM!

Tingtong11
Tingtong11

Nothing a D*ck in da mouf can't fix!

Tingtong11
Tingtong11 User

Nothing a D*ck in da mouf can't fix!

mykylc
mykylc

Aw man...her other vids on youtube at SEO video marketing are going bye bye.

Steve-Austin-248
Steve-Austin-248 User

@Steve Toste but the scary thing is she went postal the next day.  se was up all night just waiting to go back and get her free stuff,


her lawyer is all over it.


lmao

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

@Chris Carela She'll probably go into public relations. "I've made every mistake there is to make so that you don't have to!"

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