The 10 Most Irritating Facebook Updates

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Apr. 10, 2013

According to stats, there are 8 billion people on Facebook and only 7 billion people on Earth.  With that many accounts it’s no wonder that not everyone can make their updates awesome or even that interesting.  But of all the awful, irritating status updates out there, these ones are the worst.

The TMI Update

Preferred by people with no boundaries or those who forget Facebook is open to the public.

 

The Vague Update

For those who want to pretend they have something interesting in life, so interesting they have to share it with the internet, but not interesting enough to ever fully describe.

 

The Update of Endless Stupidity

For people who have somehow mastered the art of typing, but little else.

 

The Criminal Update

For the rare super criminal who feels the need to let others know they have just broken the law.  AKA a legal confession.

 

The No One Cares Update

For people who have just no clue.  None at all.

 

The Uninspiring Inspirational Update

Good try, but not really.

 

The Awful Update

For those who are gross.  Just gross.

 

The Think Before You Type Update

For those who forget who is on their friends list.

 

The New on Facebook Update

Mostly reserved for grandma and those who fear leaping into the 90s.

 

The Learn to Spell Update

Because no one understands you!

25 comments
Mindy-Coffey-40
Mindy-Coffey-40

This list is pretty hilarious but sadly I see status updates daily way to often like these LMBO

Dan-Santiago-475
Dan-Santiago-475

I told my friend that I live in san jose, Ca and she asked when am I coming back to california.......... She's ridiculous.

Anthony-Frawley-63
Anthony-Frawley-63

Facebook has one good thing going for it... at least it isnt Google+

redmanthatcould
redmanthatcould

Every time I see that chicken casserole thing, I lawl. The beauty of the son just giving up all hope...it's just priceless.

Justin-Bell-639
Justin-Bell-639

everything on fb is a fail....i only support troll accounts

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri User

That was nice of you guys to protect Josh Martin's identity. If I had Facebook (which I don't bc I'm not a fuckin' homo), I'd go fuk with him right now.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

That was nice of you guys to protect Josh Martin's identity. If I had Facebook (which I don't bc I'm not a fuckin' homo), I'd go fuk with him right now.

mlaroche
mlaroche

This comment belongs on the list....

7ate9
7ate9 User

There are only two kinds of posts on Facebook now. 1. Advertisements 2. Pictures of words with dumb sayings.

7ate9
7ate9

There are only two kinds of posts on Facebook now. 1. Advertisements 2. Pictures of words with dumb sayings.

Carolyn-F-Goss-703
Carolyn-F-Goss-703

I'm making $86 an hour working from home. I was shocked when my neighbour told me she was averaging $95 but I see how it works now. I feel so much freedom now that I'm my own boss. This is what I do, Fb26.com

vold
vold User

All Facebook updates are irritating.

vold
vold

All Facebook updates are irritating.

OCNEONJ
OCNEONJ User

facebook is a social failure, go hang out with your friends and see your family face to face

OCNEONJ
OCNEONJ

facebook is a social failure, go hang out with your friends and see your family face to face

ppcock
ppcock

That second last one... Wtf? I even tried to decipher it. 3 people liked it? Are they just as stupid?

ppcock
ppcock

That second last one... Wtf? I even tried to decipher it. 3 people liked it? Are they just as stupid?

theomis
theomis

top 10? try entire facebook

theomis
theomis

top 10? try entire facebook

Jack-Raff-178
Jack-Raff-178

Yea but 1 girl used it to gat fired. Another to fire some1. And another found out where to get chicken casserole ingredients!!! Can be useful 4 plenty of things manllamf!!!,

mlaroche
mlaroche User

This comment belongs on the list....

Rakeer
Rakeer

Did an airplane just fly overhead? Becuase you didn't get the joke.

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