That Police Officer That Bit Off A Guy’s Testicle Left His Job

A Baltimore, Md. police officer left his job for reasons that may or may not have anything to do with the fact that he bit a man's testicles. 

Chomp.

That’s right, as we reported earlier this year, Cpt. Michael Flaig clamped down on a dude’s balls with his teeth during a bar fight on Cinco De Mayo in Canton, Md. Flaig allegedly got into the fight while off-duty when an unidentified man accused him of groping his female friend. The two started to struggle and the man somehow ended up straddling Flaig giving Flaig a clear shot at his beanbag. I’d rather not explain any more than that because, well, let’s just say that I’m having a hard time keeping my eyes open as I’m trying not to imagine what it feels like to have a human vice grip chomp down on my boys at full force. 

Police arrested him on second degree assault and public intoxication but for some reason, they decided to drop the assault charge in exchange for “endangering the safety of another person.” Apparently, reckless cannibalism also isn’t illegal in the state of Maryland. Now the officer has left the police department.

Source: UPI