Teacher Used Husband To Help Get Student Drunk So She Could Have Sex With Him

A good general rule of thumb is that if the person you want to have sex with won’t bone you without copious amounts of alcohol, you probably shouldn’t be trying to fuck said person. I mean, if you’re just trying to get your rocks off one night and gotta hop on the last train home for the night (i.e. you grab any hammered 4/10 that’s willing to fuck because no other girl was about it) then that’s a different story – she’s already hammered and trying to get laid. But if she’s sober and you’re pouring Don Julio down her throat just so you can put your dick down there later? Bad call. That’s how you wind up in a video like this:

Or, if you’re 29-year-old Jessica Storer from Ohio, you wind up in prison…and possibly a video like that later on.

According to Daily Mail, Storer was arrested after she and her husband invited a group of students over to their home last year. Once inside, her husband reportedly plied the unnamed 18-year-old student in question with alcohol, leading to Storer eventually having sex with the student and having him spend the night. Officers received a tip on the events that had transpired on December 12th, leading to an investigation where Storer admitted to having sex with the teen and her eventual arrest on December 21st.

In court, however, Storer claimed that the student helped himself to the alcohol in her home and that her husband had no part in the teen’s drunken state. “The sexual relationship between the 18-year-old and I was a one-time thing,” she told Judge Randall Basinger during her sentencing on Monday. “I accept full responsibility for him drinking and not saying no. I do feel it was consensual. It was not forced. That’s where I came in saying this should be between my husband and I, my priest and God.”

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Notice how the biggest pieces of shit in the world always try to justify their actions by invoking God. “Your honor, I definitely did suck the life out of that kid’s dick, but frankly that’s none of your business since God is the only one who can judge me” is the ultimate cop-out when it comes to taking personal responsibility. You’re gonna bang a student? Illegal, gross, desperate, sad and pathetic but FINE (well, not actually "fine" but you get my meaning) – I obviously can’t stop you, but at least admit when you’re wrong and don’t try and pawn this pseudo “Good church-going girl” act on everyone. If you’re a piece of shit, embrace it – but embrace it by admitting it, not by continuing to be a garbage human being.

And for all the men out there whose gut reaction is “Where were these teachers when I was in school?!!” not everything is as hunky-dory as it sounds. Sure, you look at it as banging a hot(ish) chick who’s older than you, but what if you didn’t want to have sex with her in the first place?

The teen’s father spoke in court saying his son has tried to commit suicide twice.

“He is trying to make his way out of this,” the father said. “Our son is going to have to live with this for the rest of his life.”

A representative of Crime Victim’s Services read a statement in court written by the teenage victim. He said he has been harassed at school, bullied online, and is the subject of gossip by adults.

“Jessica Storer has really made the last six months a living hell for me,” the statement said. “I hated it and I hated myself for doing it.”(via)

Not to sound like a bleeding heart – but men can be sexually assaulted too. Just because you’re a male doesn’t mean you are required to want to fuck everything that moves, and it’s sad that we look at these stories as being reasons for high-fives rather than as genuine crimes just because the perpetrator is female. And I’m guilty of this too, for the record; when I read stories like these I think of how the present ME would react in this situation, rather than how 17-year-old or 16-year-old me would’ve felt. I am currently a douchebag. I was not always a douchebag. I can imagine how the majority of the students in these stories are hurting, and it’s sad that instead of sympathizing we wonder why the kids are ratting out their teachers when “But he’s getting free and easy poon!”

In addition to serving two years in prison, Storer is required to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life. As for her husband, he plead guilty to multiple counts of first-degree misdemeanors for furnishing alcohol to a minor back in April and faces up to 18 months in jail.