Teacher Accused Of Sex With Student Also Happens To Be Pregnant

Stories like these that make me sad for the future. The kids in this country are getting dumber and dumber compared to past generations as time goes on, and teachers like Katherine Ruth Harper who aren’t helping matters whatsoever.

No, banging students is not how you make them smart.

In fact, Katherine might be one of the dumbest teachers to get her name in the papers for allegedly having sex with one of her students, because according to the New York Post she’s eight-months pregnant.

Now, we don’t know whether or not the child belongs to the student she had an alleged relationship with – but if it is, come on. How fucked in the head do you have to be to NOT wrap it up, especially if you’re banging a student? At that point you’re basically giving the police free evidence to convict you should you ever get pregnant, and guess what – it’s happened before.

If you’re not smart enough to at least shove a dental dam up your vag before sex, should you really be teaching the youths of today?

Probably not.

Yeah, me too Lucille, me too.

A three-month investigation into the alleged relationship between Katherine and the unnamed 15-year-old student revealed that the pair had exchanged nude photos and had sex numerous times. Supposedly they also drank alcohol when meeting at each other’s homes, which makes sense – you know how drunk I’d have to be to fuck someone who’s 15? Blackout. Like, incoherent and unresponsive on the ground. Literally zero effort on my part is going into it, just like how zero brain cells in Katherine’s head told her “Hey maybe it’s time to take this kid’s dick outta your mouth and start screwing people our own age, huh?”

And in what has to be the quote of the week, the student reportedly told his principal during an interview about Katherine that “One thing led to another and she told me to ‘put it in’ and I did.” Yeah kid, that’s how sex works – usually you put it in more than just once, but who’s counting? The One Pump Chumps of the world gotta get laid too, though ideally with someone in their own age bracket who doesn’t spend most of your time together evaluating how well you can divide fractions by hand.

After police believed they had enough evidence to charge her, Katherine was arrested for having an improper relationship between a student and an educator. She was released from Denton County Jail after posting $15,000 bail.