Taco Bell Unleashes Cap’n Crunch Donut Holes

The fast food industry is a tough one to compete in but it looks like good old Taco Bell has decided on a branding direction it wants to stick with. While McDonald’s has locked up the entire market, Carl’s Jr. has locked up the fatty fat, fat market, it seems that T-Bell is set on nailing down the stoner market.

OMG, what is this?! No really, what is this?

What else could explain their new edible concoction; Cap’n Crunch Delights; donut holes made with Cap’n Crunch Berries cereal coating a donut hole filled with warm milk icing.

Kersplat! This is a visual representation of how I felt when I found out about Cap’n Crunch Delights.

The Taco Bell donut holes are on sale for 2 for a dollar or $4.49 for a dozen. That’s a deal! However I don’t think most people ordering these bad boys are going to want to do a lot of math. The Cap’n Crunch Delights will certainly delight a certain group of people…

High Grandmas

For now the Mexican fast food franchise is testing out the new breakfast option in limited locations like Bakersfield, California, which seems super appropriate for some reason.

The boarder isn’t the only thing you will be running for. Hint: it’s the toilet.

Taco Bell is no stranger to breakfast themed menu item monstrosities as they are the same people who brought us The Waffle Taco.

OK, It looks better in the ad.

If the mad food scientists at Taco Bell decide to release these balls of Cap’n Crunch coated goodness on the world, would you eat them?

Has no idea that he went to Taco Bell.

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Source: Food Beast