8 Reasons Why Super Bowl Parties Are Way More Fun When You’re Single

1. How You Show Up To A Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you’re happy to show up with nothing but an appetite.

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded that you have to show up with SOMETHING.

2. How You Eat At A Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you eat what is damn well ready to eat.

When you’re married you are constantly reminded to make sure there’s enough to go around.

3. How You Present Yourself At A Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you wear whatever the hell was on your bedroom floor.

When you’re married you are constantly reminded that everyone won’t be dressed like a slob.

4. How To Keep Your Super Bowl Party Endurance

When you’re single you go hard early. Too hard. Too early.

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded that you have work the next day.

5. How To Use Your Host’s Bathroom At A Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you’re okay with ruining the only toilet in the house.

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded to not leave the bathroom smelling like an outhouse.

6. How To Exit A Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you’re totally fine blacking out wherever there’s room.

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded that “you have a bed at home.”

 

 

7. How To Thank Your Host For Having An Awesome Super Bowl Party

When you’re single you show your thanks by being a douche.

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded to call and say thank you.

8. How To Get Over Your Team’s Loss

When you’re single, nothing on earth matters more than when your team loses the Super Bowl.

 

When you’re married you’re constantly reminded that it’s just a game. And that’s when you realize she’s right.

 

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