Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills His Students

MichaelKolander by MichaelKolander on Feb. 10, 2014

Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills His Students

 

This may be the happiest story involving a suicide bombing you’ll ever read.

The New York Times is reporting that a group of Sunni militants in Iraq arrived in paradise earlier than expected on Monday after their commander accidentally detonated an explosive belt during a training session.

According to Iraqi police and army officials, the commander was performing a demonstration on how to properly use the device, and was unaware that he was actually handling live explosives. In all, 22 members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria were killed, and another 15 were wounded. Eight other militants were arrested while trying to escape. Bodies of the blast's "victims" were recovered in Iraq and identified by their teeth, which were found in Kazakhstan.

When a suicide bomber dies from being an idiot, he still gets 72 virgins. The only difference is they are all his sister, which actually isn't that big of a problem for an Islamic Extremist. (Source)