Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills His Students

MichaelKolander by MichaelKolander on Feb. 10, 2014

Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills His Students

 

This may be the happiest story involving a suicide bombing you’ll ever read.

The New York Times is reporting that a group of Sunni militants in Iraq arrived in paradise earlier than expected on Monday after their commander accidentally detonated an explosive belt during a training session.

According to Iraqi police and army officials, the commander was performing a demonstration on how to properly use the device, and was unaware that he was actually handling live explosives. In all, 22 members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria were killed, and another 15 were wounded. Eight other militants were arrested while trying to escape. Bodies of the blast's "victims" were recovered in Iraq and identified by their teeth, which were found in Kazakhstan.

When a suicide bomber dies from being an idiot, he still gets 72 virgins. The only difference is they are all his sister, which actually isn't that big of a problem for an Islamic Extremist. (Source)

56 comments
Valeasaz
Valeasaz User

The saying goes: "Those that can, do. Those that can't, blow up a room full of their own students."

Ash Boy
Ash Boy

Now let's do something : imagine that the class was a US marine one or any of each of your countries,and all "muslims" and arabs who think and see what your army is doing to children and women in iraq, afghanistan and everywhere, and they go on laughing on the post and making racist and hating comments...what would your raction be,hu?all what these "fighters" are asking for is that your armies stay the hell out of their countries business! easy,no? what if some stupid "arab" governments would be like :"ok guys,there's oïl everywhere on that western side,let's take it over!they don't want to?why not,so let's fight them and if ever they dare to fight back let's call them with stupid names and show them to the whole world as "terrorists" and "stupid f**ks" and stuff like that!" i know some of you would not even dare to read this to the end and just start throwing their bullshit all over this comment,but i know some of you would think about the right and the wrong;and im talking to those ones,the rest of you just keep thinking you're on the right side and keep going on your stupid ignorant comments ;)

Christopher-Hood-351
Christopher-Hood-351 User

To quote Achmed the dead terrorist, "He had a premature detonation." HAHAHAHAHA! Serves them right.

George Hurt
George Hurt

So 22 people have died, its not really that funny.

OverYourHead
OverYourHead User

Just like with racism, I have yet to understand what we did to these people that caused them to hate us so much. Perhaps I am missing something, or maybe it is just plain human ignorance at work.

JeffCCPaul
JeffCCPaul User

How does one gain enough experience to become an instructor of suicide bombing..After all you can only do it once..Obviously ..I'm curious if he was thinking about the 72 virgins and this led to the premature discharge?

David John Gingell
David John Gingell

By the way class I'm colour blind but im sure this is the blue w...........

Sean Walsh
Sean Walsh

Lol wish more Allah snackbar would do this

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

Good. I giggled at the last sentence too.

Nae-Comment-886
Nae-Comment-886 User

Ok lads , I`m only gona show you this once! 

Art Jackson
Art Jackson

Instructor: now never put this wire here..........................

justhefacts
justhefacts UserTop Commenter

Identified by their teeth?  Really?  You mean even these guys have dental? 

Kyle-Rudrow-186
Kyle-Rudrow-186 User

Their teeth were blown all the way to Kazakhstan? D:

Chris Sanders
Chris Sanders

If a Bomb goes off before it was supposed to i think it can be safely put into the "Accident" Category

Dieter-Manero-62
Dieter-Manero-62 User

lol bunch of dumbass, well they said 72 virgins, they didn't say female. So lets hope it 72 male virgins so they can rip him a new one.

Johnny Johnson
Johnny Johnson

I hope they have enough Virgin boys to go around

Gary Parker
Gary Parker

duh!!! being a suicide bomber is a retarded thing to do... so labeling bomber training miss endeavors as an accident seems stupid.. I call it instant karma..

Break.com
Break.com

Because it went off at the wrong time.

Chris Sprankle
Chris Sprankle

And there Mothers said to the other Mothers," they blow up so fast"

Gary Parker
Gary Parker

why is it being called an accident??

Hamza-Chaudhry
Hamza-Chaudhry User

You don't have to be a racist to tell the news.

jdb1969
jdb1969 User

why boy give them nasty old men!!