Ever work in customer service? If so, you'll know the pain in the ass some customers can actually be because we've all grown up with the thought that the "customer is always right." Not true, people. That's not so much a law though as it is just a cordial rule of thumb. But we all know some customers need to find something better to complain about and this guy who bought a loaf of bread from a grocery store might need to find a fucking hobby pronto.
David Walker's Facebook picture.
He kicked off his Facebook post with "Morrisons Killingworth! You listen to me, you listen good and you listen hard. Do you hear?" as he went on to state that the loaf of bread he bought from Morrisons, the grocery store chain, was cut a little too unevenly for his taste. Pun intended.
Don't get me wrong, if you buy a bottle of milk and you later notice the seal was already broken, you best bet that shit is going straight back. I ain't drinking someone's snot! I know some kid snotted in it! But this customer whose name is David Walker didn't even think it was important enough to take it back to the store. Instead, like everyone else in this world, decided to simply complain about it on Facebook.
The grocery store however did in fact notice David's post and replied accordingly...and hilariously.
Morrison's couldn't help but tease the customer a little bit because of they're so painfully stupid complaint with the comment "The wonky loaf won't be any good for your sandwiches but would make a very attractive organic doorstop!" Oh David. Be happy your bread doesn't have any mold on it, ya fuckin' princess.
David, not one (obviously) to take a joke responded.
Guaranteed, Jay is wiping his boogers all over that loaf of bread for David when he picks up that fresh loaf.
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