Student Sees Naked Man Masturbating In Backyard, Uploads Pic To Facebook

When I was in college, I know I’d try to find any excuse to avoid studying. But being forced to stop because you spotted a naked man masturbating in the backyard of your dorm…well that’s where I would draw the line on “any excuse”.

Last Friday at Kent University in England, police received a call from students regarding a naked man choking his chicken in plain view of the students dormitories. Luckily he wasn’t peering through their windows, but unfortunately, the students are still unclear what on earth the man was looking at. I could only imagine it was something really interesting.

One student reported to English site The Tab their reaction after seeing the man. They wrote, “My friend told me to look out the window and I was completely shocked to see a guy crouching, naked, doing his thing. I cracked up and was mainly confused as to why he’d bothered to take off his shoes…” I dunno, some people take their pants all the way off when they go to the bathroom. Different strokes I guess.

The photo gained national attention after one of the students took a picture of the man and posted it to their facebook page. Man, nowadays you can’t even masturbate in a backyard in peace without someone talking about it on facebook. What is the world coming to?!

Police literally have no idea who the pervert was, nor did any of the students recognize the man but they are continuing to investigate the matter. Or just hope he doesn’t do it again.

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source: The Tab