A lost person’s distress call is nothing to joke around about. All the time hikers get lost in the wilderness, ill prepared for the elements and rescue teams must be sent in to fetch them from the deep forest, or on top of snow covered Mount Everest amidst life and death situations. This is the sort of terrifying scenario that was unfolding for two Canadian teenagers… but only in their stoned, drugged out minds.
Cops were stunned by the emergency call to Lackie’s Bush as they say there is NO WAY anyone in their right mind could get lost in the park, especially during daylight hours. After speaking with them for a bit it was obvious to the police dispatcher that they were on the drugs. A search and rescue team consisting of two patrol officers and one dog were quickly dispatched to the area before things went full blown 127 Hours.
I bet their families are just thankful that after an hour stranded in the “Canadian wilderness” they didn’t get the munchies and start gnawing off each other’s feet, resorting to cannibalism Alive style. The two goofballs were taken to the hospital to get checked out and won't be charged with any crime.
Hopefully Dumb and Dumber don’t go swimming anytime soon;
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Source: National Post