Welp, Starbucks has finally jumped the shark. Originally posted by a Reddit user revealing the coffee franchise’s newest disgusting flavor yet. And unless they come up with Sauerkraut sauce in the near future, I don’t think this one can be topped.
In Austrailia, the flavor of Cheese has finally begun to hit stores down under, but the truth is it’s actually a part of a much larger more fattening and disgusting recipe; CHEESECAKE. My heart valves just got blocked for a second.
Here’s the release from Starbucks to try and sell you on their newest beverage.
“The bottled syrup is a flavor ingredient infused with sweet creamy flavors inspired by the beloved cheesecake. The Strawberry Cheesecake Frappuccino combines delicious strawberry sauce with sweet, rich cream cheese flavors together with biscuit crunch for a taste of decadence in every sip.”
Oh, so it doesn’t taste like gooey clear cheese? That’s actually kind of a shame. The frappucino drink is apparently a combination of two sweet flavors (as if one wasn’t enough) of both sweet cream cheese and sweet strawberry sauce. Y’know, in case you didn’t have enough trouble walking up stairs.
Personally, I like strawberry cheesecake, but if I wanted strawberry cheesecake, I would go by a slice of strawberry cheesecake. Luckily I still have all of my teeth and don’t need it blended like so. But that might just be me.
The drink is offered for a limited time in Austrailia so hurry up and get your plane tickets fast. I’m gonna wait for Starbucks to come up with something coffee flavored.
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source: Huffington Post