Silly Hand, You’re Not a Foot!

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Dec. 17, 2013

A Chinese man, Xiao Wei has learned a valuable lesson about workplace safety; don’t stick your hand in the machines.  He won’t be playing piano any time soon, but thanks to doctors he still has his hand. They grafted the severed appendage onto his ankle after it was cut off during a workplace industrial accident. In addition to having to buy hand shaped shoes, now he has to worry about getting “athletes hand” – am I right?

 After the machine was unplugged and his hand retrieved Xiao was taken to a hospital where he found out that they would be able to reattach his hand… only first his arm which was broken, would have to be mended. In order to keep the blood flow going and the hand alive doctors attached it to his ankle for about a month. Now they were successfully able to reattach his hand to his arm and he can stop scratching his balls with his ankle. Can you imagine what the doctors would have done if he had caught his penis in the machine?  Would they have attached it to a mouse like in South Park when Mr. Garrison had to regrow his manhood? To refresh your memory here is that scene with the singing penis - mouse dubbed over in German, because why not?

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107 comments
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Dennis Pantano
Dennis Pantano

look at the bright side, he won't have to bend over to scratch his foot when itchy..

Buddy Longoria
Buddy Longoria

you hear bout this? freaky you can tickle your own foot ;) Lisa N Freddy Lopez

Mike Emmons
Mike Emmons

it will keep you from being an amputee? i think you need to pick your arguments better.

The_Numerous_Lawler
The_Numerous_Lawler User

Ofcourse the moron who wrote this article places a german version of the southpark skit on an American site. 

Good job, you are a pro.

Grant Lipscombe
Grant Lipscombe

BS. Why didn't they freeze the hand until it could be reattached?

Dan Howard
Dan Howard

He has the world record for longest distance, walking on one hand.....sorry, too soon?

Xavier Mario
Xavier Mario

Pergunta:... Com que pé é k chuta???.......Resposta:...com o que tiver mais à mão.

Tony Ramsey
Tony Ramsey

Think of the possibilities in the foot porn business

Terje Aspen
Terje Aspen

I know better places on the body, where it would be more useful for pleasure for instance... :-P

Irwin Leonardo
Irwin Leonardo

they should have attached it to his armpit or his thigh or something.. Lolz

Neil Howard
Neil Howard

At least he can reach that awkward itch now!!. :)

Kevlar Kev Kev
Kevlar Kev Kev

Am I missing something? Why not graft it back where it belongs? Sure he will get more use out of it on his arm...

Ben Wahlquist
Ben Wahlquist

...on a good note, his socks fit like a glove. Jay Leno

Zach Purdy
Zach Purdy

No thanks, will not be partaking in the article.

Gian Athan Madrazo Gabon
Gian Athan Madrazo Gabon

All jokes aside, that is actually a very good idea. Good job. A round of applause for the doctors, break a leg.

PhilHaney
PhilHaney moderator User

@The_Numerous_LawlerThanks so much! Although I don't think the German will effect your enjoyment of the video that much since you don't seem to understand English very well:

"To refresh your memory here is that scene with the singing penis - mouse dubbed over in German, because why not?"