13 Rules That Were Clearly Meant To Be Broken

Ever see a rule that you immediately wanted to break because someone told you to NOT break it? Here are 13 examples of rules that were clearly meant to be broken because you can’t always tell us what to do! And when you’re done breaking those dumb rules, celebrate with some Admiral Nelson’s Rum!

13.

Let’s be honest, pugs can do whatever the hell they want.

12.

Must be a box full of spoons.

11.

In all fairness, the people in the sign are clearly levitating.

10.

This box will see you in box court for box assault!

9.

We wouldn’t want people moving bikes with their minds in our neighborhoods either.

8.

Crap, they’re entering. They’re entering!

7.

Unless you’ve just had Big Gulp with no rest stops in sight. Then you should walk however you want.

6.

If you think this bird is showing its defiance now, wait til it flies over you on a stomach full fo worms and dropped french fries.

5.

Mainly because your sandals are disgusting.

4.

Way cheaper than taking a Uber.

3.

You can tell Federal Law that they have one healthy lawn.

2.

Car – 0, Sign – 1.

1.

Fly like an eagle!