SIGN OUR PETITION: Unsuspend This Hot Teacher! (Updated x 2)

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Jan. 31, 2013

UPDATE #2 - The people have spoken! We received our first hundred signatures but need more! Spread this like a wildfire of passion about teaching and hot chicks! SIGN THE PETITION AND SHARE!

UPDATE #1 - We're close to our initial goal of signatures. Do your country a favor and sign the petition! Boobs! Butts! Binomials!

We live in a world where our smartphones do our math for us. Carly McKinney, 10-grade math teacher, knows this. By posting sexy pictures of herself on Twitter and Facebook, she was not only encouraging her students to pay better attention in class, she was moving them into the future by having them use their smartphones more.

That is, she was a teacher before the Aurora, Colorado Board of Education suspended her. Apparently, they don't like that she has a life outside of school. A life where she likes to smoke and be hot.

What these public officials don't understand is that math is important. LEARNING is important. And what better way to learn about math than to have a hot teacher teach it? Do you know what 2 plus 2 is? We don't... BECAUSE OUR MATH TEACHER WAS A GROSS OLD LADY! (Sorry, Mrs. McClendon) On the other hand, Carly McKinney has already taught us that boobs plus butt = boner.

If nothing else, she was encouraging her students to be more attentive in class. By giving them spicy twitpics, she eliminated their need to daydream about her bending over. And people, that's dedication. She cares about her students. And this is how she's treated? Suspended? Publicly shamed?

We here at Break believe this to be a gross injustice to her AND education. We cannot sit back and let the children of our future suffer because some school board doesn't understand that if you want to get a lot of retweets, you have to show some clevage. That's why we are asking you to SIGN OUR PETITION AND SAVE CARLY MCKINNEY!

Sign up! Save the future! Save Carly! Share this with everyone you know that cares about education, math, and the only good reason to use Twitter (follow us!).

162 comments
Scott-Woodson-907
Scott-Woodson-907

I support her. I mean I could literally jerk off to completion to that second picture.

Kingwoody11
Kingwoody11

I support her. I mean I could literally jerk off to completion to that second picture.

vernonholliday1
vernonholliday1

are the people at break really this retarded? Come on get a grip morons. just because shes hot and maybe your editor thinks he might get laid (which he wont) why would you want to contribute to making our children even stupider than they are. If this is the cause of all the cuases you want to take up I may just put a break filter on the network.

SuckMyBoa
SuckMyBoa

lol break members pontificating as if the comment board is a form of public protest... or as if someone actually cared about their opinion. I rubbed one out to her, time to move on.

SuckMyBoa
SuckMyBoa User

lol break members pontificating as if the comment board is a form of public protest... or as if someone actually cared about their opinion. I rubbed one out to her, time to move on.

TeenyTiny456
TeenyTiny456

Un-suspend this teacher. I support her either way whether she teaches or strips. Hint Hint.

nuggetz
nuggetz

I bet everyone would have a much different opinion about this whole thing if she were obese.

SpaceLySprocket
SpaceLySprocket

if it was a male teacher talkin bout his students are jailbait you'd have a petition for him too? shit is stupid

NeverFall
NeverFall

"Hey honey, why don't you go for mommy night out, grab some more crispy creams and go nutts! I will go to parent teacher conference this year. No No No... I insist!"

NeverFall
NeverFall

"Hey honey, why don't you go for mommy night out, grab some more crispy creams and go nutts! I will go to parent teacher conference this year. No No No... I insist!"

Necrodemium
Necrodemium

I am not attacking her constitutional rights but to say that this is acceptable behavior is absolutely wrong. To say that she can express herself without consequence is absurd. She IS held to a higher standard and duly so. If you can accept this as the "Norm" then she has to accept those young male students coming into class and walking up to her desk and asking her for a blowjob. "Yo Crunk Bear you wanna burn a blunt and smoke my pole?" I mean why not? It's their freedom of speech,

Necrodemium
Necrodemium User

I am not attacking her constitutional rights but to say that this is acceptable behavior is absolutely wrong. To say that she can express herself without consequence is absurd. She IS held to a higher standard and duly so. If you can accept this as the "Norm" then she has to accept those young male students coming into class and walking up to her desk and asking her for a blowjob. "Yo Crunk Bear you wanna burn a blunt and smoke my pole?" I mean why not? It's their freedom of speech,

theomis
theomis

i can can see a lot of horny teenagers arguing this and not responsible parents

George-Manstein-657
George-Manstein-657

"By posting sexy pictures of herself on Twitter and Facebook, she was not only encouraging her students to pay better attention in class," So if you saw a male teacher doing the same thing with 10th grade girls would you accept it or apply a mangina double standard?

VinnieBoombatz
VinnieBoombatz

She appears to be a filthy dope smoking whore....

Darkslide632
Darkslide632

If you're too stupid to know that this is going to get your fired, you're too stupid to be teaching in the first place.

jimshu
jimshu

I like the part where people give thumbs.

jimshu
jimshu

I like the part where people give thumbs.

passmore428
passmore428

Being a grammar nazi on break.com is like placing third in a corn hole eating contest...

treyert
treyert

You take this website way too seriously. And, your opinions, too.

myemailisthis1901
myemailisthis1901

You misspelled "lingerie" but managed to use "dolt" correctly. Interesting. I actually agree with you though. She is nice to look at but I would not be very pleased to have my 14 child in her class.

kawikid2008
kawikid2008

if taking pictures is all she did then people need to calm the eff down.

kawikid2008
kawikid2008 User

if taking pictures is all she did then people need to calm the eff down.

CombatBoxer
CombatBoxer

What a dumbass, keep her out of schools!

Billy-Reynolds-235
Billy-Reynolds-235

She's a teacher, she's supposed to provide an example to children. Cavorting around in her underwear, while enjoyable for you and us is NOT a good example for children, also once they have seen these pictures and the story has gotten around the school, her status as an authority figure is not gonna be as strong meaning the kids wouldn't accept discipline or management from her. In other words they were right to sack her, she should learn to be more discreet.

Billy-Reynolds-235
Billy-Reynolds-235 User

She's a teacher, she's supposed to provide an example to children. Cavorting around in her underwear, while enjoyable for you and us is NOT a good example for children, also once they have seen these pictures and the story has gotten around the school, her status as an authority figure is not gonna be as strong meaning the kids wouldn't accept discipline or management from her. In other words they were right to sack her, she should learn to be more discreet.

g-man1984
g-man1984

She clearly is not responsible for the position as a child role model and educator. Don't suspend her, fire her!!!!

g-man1984
g-man1984 User

She clearly is not responsible for the position as a child role model and educator. Don't suspend her, fire her!!!!

sandy750
sandy750

Teachers are role models, young impressionable kids look up to them and if my kids teacher smoked pot and put pictures like these up for her class kids to see then I would remove him from the school. It is ridiculous to think that anyone would think this is acceptable behaviour. There is a line between pupil and teacher, one that should never be crossed, its our duty to make sure it stays that way and this teacher is no different from any other, imagine the chaos if they all did it.

tuglife
tuglife

Who cares, dumb waste of time. If she wants to post a pile of shit on her facebook page is that wrong too?

tuglife
tuglife User

Who cares, dumb waste of time. If she wants to post a pile of shit on her facebook page is that wrong too?

g-man1984
g-man1984

I'm not surprised she was suspended.

g-man1984
g-man1984 User

I'm not surprised she was suspended.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

Since when The Public Education System owns the lifes of people?! "Position of Trust"? That is valid IN THE CLASSROOM ONLY

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld UserTop Commenter

Since when The Public Education System owns the lifes of people?! "Position of Trust"? That is valid IN THE CLASSROOM ONLY

Gene-Splyce-257
Gene-Splyce-257

lol this comment section is awesome. i love the fact that she is proud of herself and all that. shes dayam smokin, and smokin. but as a faculty member, *shrug* sorry. there comes a responsibility that comes with the career choice. its not grade 10 for her anymore. whether or not i agree with it is irrelevant its kinda how our society works. which is fucked, because we groom our members of society to dwell on sex, and then reprimand them for it. the moral of this story is - pick your battles. be butt

Gene-Splyce-257
Gene-Splyce-257 User

lol this comment section is awesome. i love the fact that she is proud of herself and all that. shes dayam smokin, and smokin. but as a faculty member, *shrug* sorry. there comes a responsibility that comes with the career choice. its not grade 10 for her anymore. whether or not i agree with it is irrelevant its kinda how our society works. which is fucked, because we groom our members of society to dwell on sex, and then reprimand them for it. the moral of this story is - pick your battles. be butt

CUJJOB
CUJJOB

If teachers were more like this, you would get a lot more fathers to attend parent-teacher conferences

CUJJOB
CUJJOB User

If teachers were more like this, you would get a lot more fathers to attend parent-teacher conferences

Bufflufkis1979
Bufflufkis1979

I think her tattoo say Square route. She is really dedicated give her job back to her

Bufflufkis1979
Bufflufkis1979 User

I think her tattoo say Square route. She is really dedicated give her job back to her