BREAKING: Shaggy Has The Best Solution To Combat ISIS

Consider this the end of the war on ISIS and terrorism. Early ’00s pop reggae sensation, Shaggy has the solution to end all of the madness: have them listen to reggae music and get high.

In an interview with the Miami New Times, he said, “High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.” He also added, “Some of these world leaders need to be stoners though, really.” That burned a fun image in my head.

Call me crazy, but he kind of makes a good argument. It’s not very eloquent, but he does make some good points. He also forgot to mention that when you get high, you’re just too damn lazy to do anything at all, let alone terrorize a country. Of all things, why would the singer of the smash hit frat boy anthem from 2000, “It Wasn’t Me” talk about ISIS? How did the hell did this subject come up? When he was asked about his new single, “Go F*ck Yourself,” the Miami New Times asked him who he would like to tell to go f*ck themselves and he said ISIS — it’s not as much of a random answer as you would think. What you may not know is that Mr. Lover Lover served in the Marines during the first Gulf War.

God bless Shaggy. God bless marijuana and God bless the U.S.A.