Woman Creates Formal Letter For Dudes Sending Her Dick Pics And It’s Gone Viral

Ah, the age old methods of romance. I believe Shakespeare once said “The course of true love never did run smooth, especially when a dick pic is involved.” Women are the subject to many-a-dick pic and most of the time sending said dick pics never end the way you hoped. And you just KNOW these chicks are sharing your dick pics with their friends, right? You know that, right?

Well one woman has decided to rid that awkward moment when a woman has to respond to the dick pic with an “ehhhh, no thanks” text with a formal letter instead, explaining why your dick pic has failed you. Don’t worry, it’s not a harsh letter. It’s super classy and, well, funny.

The formal reply was created by Sarah-Louise Jordan, siting the fact that she received a surprising (and unwarranted) dick pic in her Facebook inbox. She writes “I found a surprising picture in my messages. So, I did the only English thing there was to do; I wrote them a letter.”

The letter has since received thousands of retweets on Twitter, not to mention the amount of shares from websites re-posting the letter (guilty as charged). Not sure what’s worse, getting a rejection letter from a college or this. In the end, it’s all about learning I suppose.

Sarah’s original post gained over 1,000 shares before getting picked up my news outlets. Of course she didn’t share the dick pic image that sparked her creative juices (thank God), nor did she share the gentleman’s name, but c’mon, give credit where credit is due! This young man may have helped everyone find the next Jane Eyre!

The letter is signed as “Yours Faithfully” so really anyone can use it. But, if you want to be extra fancy, make sure to sign the letter with a quill, stamp the letter in wax with your family’s crest and mail the response accordingly.

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