Australia has several nice things going for it. For starters, being both a country and a continent is pretty bad ass. Imagine if we were our own continent? (Take that, Canada and Mexico!) It also seems to breed hot actresses at a fabulous rate, and our subject today is another in the bevy of beauties from down under who we would like to get down (and/or go down) with just for the fun of it. The gorgeous Rose Byrne can also be added to the crop of Aussie awesomeness in the sense that she can dole out the drama and pour on the funny with equal ease. Versatility, hotness and a killer accent plus she gets naked in movies! Could life be any better? So grab a can of Foster’s, put another shrimp on the barbie, quit wrestling that kangaroo and join us as we discover
WHERE CAN I SEE ROSE BYRNE NAKED?
Before she crossed the ocean to fame in the United States, Rose was a busy actress in her home country and was kind enough to take off her clothes in films there. The obscure film “The Goddess of 1967” surely won’t make anyone forget the work of Ingmar Bergman but at least had lots of Rose naked.
Her next notable bit of nudity came in a far higher profile film. In 2004’s “Troy,” she got to both hold a knife to Brad Pitt’s throat and to have sex with him on camera. This scene doesn’t have too much flesh in it, but in its defense, it is pretty hot. Feel free to share with those who are so inclined the fact that it also has a good amount of PB (which is slang for “Pitt’s Butt”) as well.
You also can’t go wrong with these images from the otherwise forgettable 2004 film “Wicker Park.” The movie ain’t much, but Rose definitely has a way of heating up the screen.
WHAT ABOUT SEEING ROSE BYRNE WITH FAKE BOOBS?
As mentioned, Rose can do both comedy and drama with equal skill, and one of her hit comedies does indeed feature a very funny scene with fake boobs. 2014’s “Neighbors” offers a classic lactation scene with plenty of boobage, albeit of the prosthetic kind.
HOW GOOD WOULD ROSE BYRNE BE IN BED?
We aren’t close enough to her boyfriend Bobby Cannavale to know the truth, and we would risk being beaten up if we asked him directly, but perhaps we can read something into this statement Rose made about being a romantic. “To be honest, I’m not naturally that much of a romantic person—Australians don’t like making a fuss. I have trouble with things that feel very manufactured, like Valentine’s Day. I’m trying to get better at romance.”
If she wants to practice, there certainly are plenty of people reading this who would happily volunteer.
WOULD IT BE DAMAGING TO SEE ROSE BYRNE NAKED?
It might be damaging to her, especially if the person looking was a total creep or perv, but it is at least a good lead-in to mentioning the role that brought her Emmy and Golden Globe nominations. “Damages” allowed her dark side to come through in this acclaimed drama. Besides, dark side and hot side are often close together.
I LIKE THAT ACTOR JAMES FRANCO, BUT HE NEVER SEEMS TO MAKE ENOUGH MOVIES. IS HE TOO LAZY TO FOOL AROUND WITH ROSE BYRNE IN A FILM?
First of all, James Franco made 18 movies while you were reading this sentence, so perhaps you should redefine the word lazy. One of the 9385 films he has done in recent years was “Dead Girl,” and in this clip, he does indeed hook up with our adored Ms. Byrne.
WOULD YOU GIVE ROSE BYRNE A YEAR TO GET NAKED?
Honestly, you’d be advised to give her as long as she needs if you are lucky enough to get her naked. Seriously dude, what’s the rush? In the 2013 comedy “I Give it a Year,” she has several sexy scenes though none are actually featuring her nude. A darn shame. This trailer from the film does though show her in a sexy bra, plus it has the uber-cute Anna Faris.
HOW LIKELY AM I TO HEAR ROSE BYRNE SING A SONG ABOUT ANAL SEX?
Our Vegas experts give you amazing odds, especially as she did just that in the silly but fun 2010 film “Get Him to the Greek.” This clip offers her character singing “Ring Round My Rosie” and although it is far from subtle as to its meaning, it’s still well worth checking out. The film also features lots of goofiness with the legendarily perverted Russell Brand, who deserves his own entry in the British perverts hall of fame.