This Retired Porn Star Is Making A Comeback With Two Simple Words: Boob Job

31-year-old Nong Nat was once one of Thailand’s biggest porn stars, originally shooting to infamy back in 2003 after police identified her in multiple seized pornographic tapes (adult movies are illegal in Thailand, so really Nong is the Thailand’s biggest porn star by default). Fined for her “crime,” the controversy caused her to quit her career in porn, convert to Buddhism and eventually marry 72-year-old millionaire Harold Nesland in 2012.

But why stick with “happily ever after” when you can get a boob job and dive right back into your old career, right?

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According to Daily Mail, Nong and Harold are currently separated, though she does state that “he doesn’t want a divorce but I’ll start the proceedings.” While Nong has complained in the past that she and Harold never really had a lot of sex because of his age (dude is one thrust away from breaking a hip), she goes on to allude that there were other stressors that led to their split. “There are a lot of jealous people when someone has the rich husband,” she explains. “It has been hard to survive that.”

You know what else is hard to survive? Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Stepping on a stray Lego block without shoes on -- having people shit on you because your husband is rich doesn’t make the list. I’m poor through multiple bad financial decisions of my own and have plenty of people calling me names regularly online, but you don’t see me bitching about how hot it is in this kitchen.

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But none of that matters, because Nong is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man – just a quick boob job to get her career started again. “I’m having a breast operation,” Nong explains. “It will help me with work. I won’t do adult movies, they’re only what I was involved with when I was young.”

“But I’m going back to do sexy films and photographs. There’s a magazine deal arranged and sexy shows. I have diamonds already and enough money. I don’t want to work but I have to, to support myself.”

If it were me I would’ve just waited until Harold kicked the bucket. Dude’s at the age where you need naps in the afternoon, so all it would take is one poorly timed 3:00 p.m. drive to the grocery store and…WHAM! There he goes, straight into a telephone pole and $6,000,000 straight into my wallet. I may sound like a gold digging piece of shit, but should I ever marry/murder rich I promise to donate $200 to every person reading this. Don’t count on that money coming in anytime soon though, because according to everyone on this website I’m about as hot as Rosie O’Donnell butt chugging a 12-pack of Twinkies.

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What do you think – does Nong need a boob job in order to jump-start her career again?