PornHub Launches Crowdfunding Campaign For First Porn Film Shot In Space

They say that you know when a new technology is successful when guys figure out a way to make money with it through porn. Well now this may hold true for the fledging private space launch industry as PornHub announced it plans to go deep… into space.

It’s just like Deep Impact, but instead of blowing a rock up in space, they are going to be getting their rocks off in space.

The popular adult entertainment website (the one open in the other tab as you read this) has launched a crowd funding campaign on Indiegogo  to fund what they are calling “Sexploration.”  They aim to raise at least $3.4 million dollars to create the galaxy’s first porn film in SPACE.  If they are able to get up enough funds they will actually blast porn actors “Eva Lovia” and “Johnny Sins” into orbit.  I hope they know that liquids float in space. That is one small hard-on for man, one giant erection for mankind.

PornHub Vice President Corey Price says that "The production of the video will begin when the spaceship takes flight. Filming will commence upon takeoff and as the ship climbs, so too will the lovemaking," he said. "As soon as the ship reaches its maximum altitude there will be weightlessness for at least a few minutes. Our actors will be having sex and climaxing within that time frame –- ideally, of course."

A couple of space cadets.

 

Bill Nye The Science Guy and the Planetary Society recently completed a crowd funded mission to launch a Solar Light Sail powered space craft into space  which could lead to an exciting new form of propulsion. The PornHub mission may lead to new forms of revulsion. Thus far human sex in space is only a rumor, with NASA not confirming if any astronauts have ever "closed the pod bay doors" with one another. Hopefully Johnny Sins is able to achieve his mission and doesn’t whisper; “Houston we have a problem.”  Mr. Sins says;

“I love what I do and who I do, but this is a unique opportunity to break ground in the adult industry.”

This brings whole new meaning to the term “beam me up Scotty.” Little details have been given on how Pornhub plans to actually achieve a blast off into space. It is safe to say that the taxpayer funded government stiffs at NASA will be too prude to allow such a salacious endeavor aboard a NASA spacecraft. I’m assuming Elon Musk’s private rocket company Space X will become Space XXX and Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic will be Not A Virgin Galactic....

If they raise the money, and a space company agrees to let them take the wild ride, PornHub hopes to squeeze out the film in late 2016. If you plan to donate to this carnal effort there may be some big rewards for you. Backers of the PornHub Space Program could receive:

 

Godspeed, PornHub.

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Source:  Huffpo