Porn Star Creates Darth Vader Out Of Sex Toys

Porn Star Creates Darth Vader Out Of Sex Toys

Amy Shumer recently pissed off Disney and LucasFilm for posing topless in GQ  magazine with C3PO and R2-D2 and giving a lightsaber a beej. Well I don’t think they are going to endorse this new project either where porn star Kayla-Jane and folks at the adult entertainment site Wood Rocket created a life-sized replica of Darth Vader out of vibrators and dildos. They call him “Darth Vibrader” because your childhood hasn’t been ruined enough.

There is a disturbance in The Force.

So what did it take to make one of film’s greatest villains out of sex toys? They went to the dark side and dropped $3,000 on 200 vibrators, 10 sex paddles, a whip, two strings of anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of snazzy “hooker boots.” And you thought Hayden Christensen ruined Darth Vader!

Unused they are, I hope.

From the photos and videos you can see that they put a lot of hard work into the project. It took the team eight hours to construct the Star Wars monstrosity where they had to make several runs to the sex shop. Too bad they didn’t have Hand Solo on their team to make the Porn Shop run in 12 parsecs, right?

Special effects artist Todd Devil and porno producer Seth Beard aided Kayla-Jane Danger in creating her evil dildo Sith Lord.  It sounds like you haven’t gotten your rocks off until you’ve gotten them off using The Force. While Darth Vibrader is mainly going to stay at Wood Rocket headquarters, Kayla Jane says she can think of a few uses for him and his large light saber.  

See them putting Darth Vibrader together here;

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Source: HuffPo