Father Marian Rajchel
Did you hear the one about the Polish priest who got a text from a demon? No, really.
A priest in Poland claims to have recently failed in carrying out an exorcism on a teenage girl. To make matters worse, he also claims he's receiving hateful texts from the demon who took possession of her body.
I've got to side with the demon on this one, Father. You had one job!
Father Marian Rajchel says that the demon is using the girl and her phone to send him threatening messages like, "She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die."
I’d like to see what the demon is posting to her Facebook page.
"How do I make the little devil face?"
Father Rajchel responded to the text message, and was sent another in return: "Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."
So far I’m not impressed. This demon needs to step it up with the sick burns. It sounds more like an eleven-year old YouTube commenter than an eater of souls.
The priest told the media, "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul. Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help."
Yes, clearly it's a demon from the netherworld, and not just a young girl screwing with you. Nothing has ever been clearer.
As proof, the priest shared more of the hateful texts with us. I must warn you that what you are about to read is the work of a demon and not suitable for young readers.
Yeah, we made this part up. But so did the priest!