15 Places James Franco Could Pick Up Women Besides Instagram

In case you haven’t heard, Academy Award nominated actor, director, screenwriter, producer, teacher, author, poet and PHD candidate James Franco was caught trying to pick up a 17 year old girl via Instagram whom he met earlier outside his Broadway performance. Why would a rich, famous Renaissance Man like James Franco have to resort to picking up women on Instagram? As some have pointed out, the whole thing could be a hoax and publicity for Franco’s new film which deals with an older man’s relationship with a teenage girl. If this is true it might actually be creepier that Franco would be willing to possibly tarnish his reputation in such a way, just to promote a film. However in case it’s not a hoax, we have come up with a list of places that Mr. Franco could successfully pick up attractive women his own age. Because ya know…  he’s James Frickin’ Franco!

The Mall

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A Wedding Chapel

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At The Local Off Track Betting

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A Men’s Prison

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While Working an Oil Rig

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A Nunnery

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A Creepy “Hills Have Eyes” Gas Station

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At This Desert in Phoenix

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At an Amish Barn Raising

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On Spring Break

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On The Surface of Mars

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1970’s New York City

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At This D&D Gathering Full of Nothing But Men

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Inside Seth Rogen’s Belly Button

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Here, Here, Here and Here

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