The Greatest Pilot In America Draws a Radar Wang

This is a short story, but a heartwarming one.  This is a story with which to start your day.  This is the story of an unnamed pilot who, sometime Thursday night, was flying a private plane over Florida and decided to have some fun with the radar flight path that’s visible to anyone and everyone who wants to see it on FlightRadar24.

As he tooled around the sky, he was met with inspiration.  Dickspiration, if you will.  Behold the grandeur of his art.

Right now no one knows who this pilot is, but bless him.  Bless him for taking the time to do something so childish and stupid and hilarious as to make everyone else’s day just a little bit brighter.  We have too much terrible news to report every day.  We need more sky dongs.