This is the tale of man who was not allowed to join his friends on an epic trip due to an overbearing fiancee. Despite the setback, his friends refused to listen to her orders and couldn’t bear to leave him behind.
So they didn’t.
Wherever they went, he went.
His friends made sure he stayed in shape.
And he got plenty of exercise.
They made sure he ate well.
When it was time to hit the club, they made sure he surfed the crowd.
And he got plenty of attention from the ladies.
Perhaps, at times, too much attention.
But they washed away the evidence.
And his fiancee never suspected a thing.