Olivia Wilde: Wild Child

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Are you ready to live out your wildest fantasies? Are you born to be wild? Are you ready to take a walk on the wild side? Let’s add an “e” to the end of any of the above, and we can prepare to see how girls go wild, especially how the sexy Olivia Wilde gets wild. When she goes “wildeing,” you can be sure that there will be plenty of nudity, and in this article, we will go wild in sharing the where and how you can check out her naked body. We won’t get into the “why” of it, because, well, why not? Anyway, it’s time to get wild and loose and prepare for this all access, no holds barred exploration into the question of

WHERE CAN I SEE OLIVIA WILDE NAKED?

In one of her very first films, 2006’s “Alpha Dog,” Olivia proved she was hardly a dog as she was generous enough to show off her impressive boobs. Not only that, but she simulates giving oral sex to Emile Hirsch. (As if you needed another reason to be jealous of Emile Hirsch.) 

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Her next real nude scene was a few years later, as part of 2011’s “The Change-Up.” But do we really get to see her nipples in the scene, as it appears?  “I wasn’t actually naked, but now I appear naked. They CGI’d me naked.”

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Wait? Fake nipples? What is this world coming to? Next you’ll be telling us that George Washington had wooden teeth or that those clips of Franklin Delano Roosevelt running a marathon were doctored. Let’s suffice it to say that even if they are fake nipples, they still are more sexy than George Washington’s real nipples. (Now that’s a sentence you’re likely not to hear every day.) How did they pull off the scene? It seems that she was wearing pasties (those ridiculous things that cover up nipples) and in post-production, they just turned them into nipples. Kind of like what happened during Seth Rogen’s bar mitzvah video, but that’s a whole different story.

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CGI NIPPLES? I WANT REAL NIPPLES. WILD NIPPLES! OLIVIA WILDE’S NIPPLES IN FACT. CAN YOU POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

We can point you in the direction of her pointy nipples. In fact, her scene in 2013’s “Third Person” will satisfy your wild/wilde cravings and then some. You want to see her naked? For a long time? Enjoy this clip

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The film itself, from director Paul Haggis, is a challenging and interesting movie that people either admire a great deal or find to be pretentious poppycock. Either way, it’s worth checking out both for its unusual cinematic structure and for the hotness of Olivia Wilde. Haggis had this to say when asked about if Olivia was ok with shooting the nude scene. “Completely, and that was the great thing about working with Olivia. I told her from the beginning, Olivia, you run buck naked in this movie. You have to know that from the beginning. And she said, ‘Look I can do that for you.’ And she knew what the scene was, too. She knew what that scene was, and she made it so comfortable for us. It’s not a big deal.”

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Haggis also said that “She did an interview where she said in between takes, she was eating pizza completely buck naked.” Pause for a moment to let those words ring in your ears. Olivia Wilde. Completely buck naked. Eating pizza. You can now cross that image off your bucket list and focus on other stuff. Like world peace. Curing cancer. Or forcing the Kardashians to move to Siberia forever.

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Olivia got and of course deserves the last word on the matter, and in this funny clip with David Letterman, she has some more thoughts on her nudity. Especially priceless is Letterman’s comment that “people are looking at your stuff.”

I THINK THE THOUGHT OF OLIVIA WILDE KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN IS RIDICULOUSLY HOT. IS IT SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?

My, my, my aren’t you the nosey one! Seriously, that’s a private matter left for only her closest friends. Then again, we are a bunch of blabber mouths, so we can happily quote her saying that after her first marriage ended she at least contemplated “a soft kind of lesbian relationship, just gentle kissing and scissoring.”

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WAS DRINKING BUDDIES WITH OLIVIA WILDE? WOULD IT INCREASE MY CHANCES OF SEEING HER NAKED?

Put it this way – it certainly couldn’t hurt your chances. This of course leads us into a brief discussion of 2013’s “Drinking Buddies,” another film that appears in the pantheon of Olivia Wilde nude scenes. Check out this clip, and sober or not, it’s bound to be of interest.

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The film basically had no script, so the spontaneous scene was actually Olivia’s idea. “It felt so incredibly organic to that moment. I didn’t feel conflicted. That is the magic moment [my character has] been waiting for, where she is offering herself, quite literally… She’s being so inappropriate, and she knows it. And if Joe [the director] had said it’s too inappropriate, like ‘If you’re nude it’d be too jarring,’ I would have fought for it.” Good thing she would have fought for it, because if not, several million men might have wanted to punch that director in the nose.

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Interestingly, Wilde took time to address a rather large issue involving actresses in film, and that is the idea of when and where nudity is appropriate to a film and when is it simply used to sell tickets. “I take issue with critics assuming that actresses are forced into these situations, or are objectified by filmmakers, or a pressure to be nude. I’ve never felt that way. People should give actresses more credit, that they’re making those decisions on their own. There’s nothing wrong with nudity and there’s no reason to apologize for the human body. But certainly in this case, this was my idea an organic moment I really love.”

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IS IT TRUE THAT OLIVIA WILDE’S REAL NAME IS EVEN MORE SEXY AND PROVOCATIVE THAN WILD?

Olivia comes from a long line of journalists and writers, so as an homage to this heritage, she gave herself the last name Wilde (as in Oscar Wilde) when she became an actress. Her real name, and feel free to file this away in the “too good to be true” file, is Cockburn. Seriously, that’s a joke that writes itself. Ask yourself – who wouldn’t want mind a bit of Cockburn after a night with Olivia?

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WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO TELL US ABOUT OLIVIA WILDE’S VAGINA?

Well, we are rather nice here, especially to our beloved readers, so we can happily share some thoughts on said vagina direct from the horse’s mouth. Or the horse’s vagina, as the case may be. In discussing the end of her first marriage, she said that “I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”

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That’s saying quite a mouthful. The never shy Ms. Wilde had other thoughts on the potentially hairy situation as well. “Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that.”

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Did she stop speaking about the subject matter? No, she did not! She continued by saying that men “are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals. We think with our pussies.” So, next time you think of Olivia Wilde’s vagina, remember it has feelings and (apparently) brain cells too.

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WHAT DO KENYAN MARATHON RUNNERS HAVE IN COMMON WITH A NAKED OLIVIA WILDE?

Olivia said that she and husband, former “Saturday Night Live” star Jason Sudeikis, “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” That’s rather cool, when you think about it, unless of course she meant the Kenyan marathon runners who are really slow and so bad at it that they get kicked out of their country and are forced to run for a less cool African country. Seriously, who wants to run like a marathon runner from Chad? How gauche!

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HOW DOES ONE GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO SCORE WITH OLIVIA WILDE?

The aforementioned Sudeikis offered this advice.  “First off, when she’s speaking, keep your eyes open. Also say “please” and “thank you”—that was very helpful. And most important: Just mean what you say and say what you mean.”

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Sudeikis also elaborated on the now famous Kenyan marathon runners quip. When asked if it was true, he said “Yep, and we have a guy who gives us little cups of water. To be honest, she was misquoted. If there’s any legitimacy in entertainment journalism, I’d be remiss if I didn’t correct it: The actual quote was “We fuck like Kenyan marathon runners.””

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