A 70-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Dumping 500 Pounds Of Porn In A Public Park

Just another Tuesday in Japan.

Few things are more repulsive than old people having sex. But as unpleasant as it may be to think about, the fact remains that the elderly have urges, just like the rest of us.

So at first glance, the fact that 70-year-old Hideaki Adachi was arrested on suspicion of illegally dumping porn really isn’t noteworthy. What is surprising, however, is the sheer amount of smut he tried to dump.

Japanese authorities claim the pensioner used a small truck to unload over 500 pounds of porno in an Osaka park where he worked as a volunteer. The impressive collection was comprised of “17 sacks of films and magazines,” including “around 500 VHS video tapes.” Keep in mind, this is Japanese porn, which means it’s probably extra creepy. That’s a quarter-ton of bukake.

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For those of you who are too young to remember, this is what a VHS cassette looks like.

Just like that time your mom caught you with a DVD copy of Jenna Jameson’s The Masseuse, Adachi is claiming the porn did not actually belong to him. He says he was simply disposing of it for a friend who had recently fallen ill. However, unlike your mother, the authorities are actually buying his explanation, and are not grounding him from using AOL for an entire week.

“He wanted to get rid of them out of goodwill for his friend,” a police spokesman said. “The videos were not laid out to be seen.”

Likely story. But even if we take it at face value, why dump the porn in a public park? Why not just leave it in the woods, or behind a fast-food dumpster, like a normal human being. Don’t they have Arby’s in Japan? (Source)