Old Man Harasses Immigrant Neighbors By Posting Porn In His Windows

Let’s say you’re a crotchety old man who doesn’t want none of them “ferners” moving into your neighborhood. What is the worst possible thing you could do to annoy and offend them? A man in Queens Village, New York, known as “Jimmy” is posting pornographic pictures in the front window of his home so his next door neighbor’s 4-year-old son can see the images of people having sex.

4-year-olds, Dude. 4-year-olds.

When confronted by the local news (seriously you got to watch the video), Jimmy tells the reporter, “I’m drying them out, they got damp last night.” Gross.

Even Clint Eastwood’s character from Gran Torino is like “Damn, take it down a notch!”   Sanjeev Aggurawal, Jimmy’s neighbor said, “He’s upset because some Indian guy moved in next door. That’s the basic thing. My son! He’s four! My nephews are 7 and 9 and they come over and they see this. This is ridiculous it has to stop.”

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Now let’s be clear; we here at Break love ourselves some porn as much as the next guy. However people should be allowed to determine what type of images their kids see in the comfort of their own home. Also, they’re kids you sick bastard. How have the police not arrested him for “exposure to children” or something like that you ask? Each time Aggurawal calls the police Jimmy removes the porn by the time they arrive only to put it back up later. Like a cartoon!

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Well, it sure looks like the news crew on his front lawn captured enough footage of Jimmy plastering porn in front of four-year olds to land him on the Sex Offender Registry List. Which I think will work out well for everyone; Jimmy won’t have to worry about those immigrants anymore because once he’s a registered sex offender he won’t be allowed to live next door to a family with children. Thus he will be the one forced to move out of the neighborhood. Problem solved.  

What do you guys should happen to Jimmy?

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