NSA Whistleblower's Girlfriend Is Super Hot

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Jun. 12, 2013

Meet Lindsay Mills. She is the girlfriend of Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who leaked information about the government's PRISM program where pretty much every call, email, and keystroke we've been making for over a decade has been recorded and saved by the government (your RedTube cookies will never be deleted...).

We don't know much about her, but, based on these images, we can say that she has a great personality. We here at Break salute Snowden, a true patriot who not only leaked important information all Americans needed to know, but also left behind a $122,000 a year job and a girlfriend, who is easily an eight (arguably a nine but no less than a seven).

If you want more information about this situation, check out this Taiwanese animation. It does a better job at explaining this than most American media.

- Mark (twitter)

53 comments
paul_revere
paul_revere User

For me shes a 9. I like perky little boobs. The pole dancing made her a 9 and her face prevents her from being a 10.

Mizogucci
Mizogucci User

Super hot for a tranny. 

BadDecisionFMB
BadDecisionFMB User

lol you guys are so lame no ass no tits really. thats what makes a girl hot. and shes got an ass

awhiteknight1999
awhiteknight1999

Must be cold. And is she making a gun sign? Arrest her!!!!

Magicgreen10
Magicgreen10

That's one ugly girl or one handsome guy I can't tell

tDainkt
tDainkt User

Hey virgins: this chick is hotter than any meat sack most of you will end up with. Eric Snowden gave up his relationship with her, his family, his friends and everything inbetween to make sure you didn't lose your constitutional rights. Get with the fuucking program and pay Snowden the respect he's due you bunch of neckbeard rejects.

LeCarl
LeCarl User

No obama jokes yet? wow! like: tits in this girl is like the obama economy... hehehe! Sadly for haters, I like obama because I'm not American, so...

kinglouie63
kinglouie63 User

Seems there is a lot of redneck asshats that like fat chicks posting here

kinglouie63
kinglouie63 User

That hand pistol thing gets her suspended from bed

donkey_sauce
donkey_sauce User

No wonder he ran to China. She's not in the kitchen in a single one of those pictures..

travelagent
travelagent User

when you have to use cupcakes to create size.... you should not call her hot

David-Taylor-52
David-Taylor-52

She is super hot...anyone who thinks that she doesn't have great features is probably a fat internet troll

ispewmalarkey
ispewmalarkey User

OH, we're doing the 30 second non skipable commercial again Break? f**k you!

apewty
apewty User

Where are her bosoomas.?

brnknot
brnknot User

She would bang you from ass to mouth all day and twice on sundays

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld User

If a woman with the body of a very fit 12 year old girl is your kind of #8, you have serious problems Mark. You are starting to worry me.

Kenoscope
Kenoscope User

Not my type, too skinny. That means nothing though, she loved him and he threw her away. I hope she finds someone else to accept her heart.

canofminus
canofminus User

No ass, no tits. Whoever calls her superhot is a secret NAMBLA member.

TheeAthis
TheeAthis User

lmao, bunch of gay guys commenting hate hahahaha.

smoke1383
smoke1383 User

she has the body of a man

Matt-Kim-806
Matt-Kim-806 User

is it really so impracticle to once a career have a loving partner pop out of the office birthday cake?

youngrob650
youngrob650 User

super hot????? this girl has no ass, no titties, and is skinny as a fkn pencil.. you break moderators have low standards

Matt-Kim-806
Matt-Kim-806 User

why wasnt home stability gauged? -holly hindsight

Matt-Kim-806
Matt-Kim-806 User

was this really just him freaking out "about" getting married?

Jrockius86
Jrockius86 User

so gross... how is she seen as "hot" she is nasty skin and bones with less than A cups!.. C's or higher.

A-cat-Called-Quest
A-cat-Called-Quest User

I'm sorry but the picture with the cupcakes she looks like a dude.

DREWPBALLS1921
DREWPBALLS1921 User

I can protect my own constitutional rights. I don't need some douchebag revealing top secret programs designed to protect us. I hope they arrest him and water board him while they play your phone calls in the background.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier User

You shouldn't like Obama just because you're not American.

Jordan-Jesmeen-62
Jordan-Jesmeen-62 User

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Love my job, since I've been bringing in $82h… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I'm making it online…go to this site home tab for more detail--->>> jobs34.cℴm ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

SHlTTER
SHlTTER User

It's actualy NAMbLA (no joke they made the 'b' small and leaning against the 'M')

llga01
llga01 User

OHLawdy has bigger tits than she does!

apewty
apewty User

Hahahaha................NAMBLA..........Hahahahaah etc etc.

bsegafredo
bsegafredo User

She's a dancer and ballerina = no curves, ass, boobs...FAIL=Break!

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

I am assuming you, @matt-kim-806, @youngrob650, and smoke1383 prefer your pole dancers to look like this: break.com/video/worst-pole-dance-ever-2115818

Aggies77
Aggies77

Notice they cut the picture just above the bulge in the panties

RobJVM
RobJVM User

Yup, a dude fruit-bowling his junk.

TheWhiteHat
TheWhiteHat

How the f*** do you know this?? o.0!

paskari
paskari User

@Earnest-Pettie, I tried to watch that clip but got bombarded with ads instead

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie moderator User

You're correct. He just validated an ad view for us. Thanks, Paskari!

smoke1383
smoke1383 User

lol nice paskari...put good ol' Earnest in his place

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