NSA Whistleblower's Girlfriend Is Super Hot

Meet Lindsay Mills. She is the girlfriend of Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who leaked information about the government's PRISM program where pretty much every call, email, and keystroke we've been making for over a decade has been recorded and saved by the government (your RedTube cookies will never be deleted...).

We don't know much about her, but, based on these images, we can say that she has a great personality. We here at Break salute Snowden, a true patriot who not only leaked important information all Americans needed to know, but also left behind a $122,000 a year job and a girlfriend, who is easily an eight (arguably a nine but no less than a seven).

If you want more information about this situation, check out this Taiwanese animation. It does a better job at explaining this than most American media.

- Mark (twitter)