If you weren't regretting skipping Comic-Con this year, that's all about to change.
To promote the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Pizza Hut and Paramount Studios teamed up to make a real life Ninja Turtles Pizza Thrower. I can appreciate all of the posters, toys, costumes, upcoming movie info, etc., but this... this right here is what the convention is all about. Dreams do come true, folks.
This was easily my favorite toy from the 90's cartoon series, so I can appreciate the effort Paramount has put into marketing the film. Here's video of the pizza thrower in action. Thankfully, they're using fake pizzas because I just hate to see good pizza go to waste.
If you need a refresher on the origin of this carb-induced beast, here's an ad from back in the day that more than likely made you sprint to Toys "R" Us to buy one.
And if you're feeling extra nostalgic, you can buy a Ninja Turtles pizza thrower off ebay for only $99 bucks! Don't forget, it requires two "C" batteries, which are not included.
If you see any other sweet rides at Comic Con this year, let us know! We hear the Mutt Cutts van from Dumb and Dumber is making the rounds and I like that A-LOT.