New From Sochi! Russian Police Choir Trading Cards!

Just as they did with Sputnik in 1957, the Russian Nerd Program has pulled ahead of the rest of the world. During the Sochi Winter Olympics opening ceremony, the Russian Police Choir sang Daft Punk's "Get Lucky." It was incredible, with individual performances ranging from cranky to grumpy to Steve Urkellian. If you haven't seen it yet, holy shit are you about to love something:

And now Russian Police Choir Fever is sweeping the Internet! Everyone wants to know more about these men who enforce Russian laws and break Russian hearts! Well, you're in luck, Internet! I found a partial collection of Russian Police Choir trading cards in a shoebox, and it would be my pleasure to share them with you.



































































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