New From Sochi! Russian Police Choir Trading Cards!

Seanbaby by Seanbaby on Feb. 08, 2014
Just as they did with Sputnik in 1957, the Russian Nerd Program has pulled ahead of the rest of the world. During the Sochi Winter Olympics opening ceremony, the Russian Police Choir sang Daft Punk's "Get Lucky." It was incredible, with individual performances ranging from cranky to grumpy to Steve Urkellian. If you haven't seen it yet, holy shit are you about to love something:

And now Russian Police Choir Fever is sweeping the Internet! Everyone wants to know more about these men who enforce Russian laws and break Russian hearts! Well, you're in luck, Internet! I found a partial collection of Russian Police Choir trading cards in a shoebox, and it would be my pleasure to share them with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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16 comments
Andrew-Vrba-558
Andrew-Vrba-558 User

Poonpund Puddlemuffin likes well-crafted toilet seat, but hates penis accident.

Flitz Sandwich's name  sounds like a penis accident, involving a well-crafted toilet seat.

treyert
treyert User

Break, your idiotic editor should be fired. Who in their right mind links to a switchable video on a landing page? Hint: idiots you hire to administer your content. 

IosifStalin
IosifStalin User

Уёбки дырявые!!!И те кто их на открытие запустил тоже пидарки тухлодырые!!! 

willmillar1
willmillar1

@Seanbabydotcom I'd really love to know the entire life story of the conductor in front; what choices he made that got him up there ...

mizukiaikatubot
mizukiaikatubot

@eeordogh 今夜のライブで着る予定だった衣装が奪われてしまって…お願い!私のアイカツカードを取り返して!

John-Michael-Gariepy-563
John-Michael-Gariepy-563 User

@treyert That doesn't bother me so much.  People make mistakes.  What does bother me is that the editors clearly don't take the time to read through the comment section (or if they do, they don't care enough to fix their mistakes).  You left this comment in February, and now it's may, and the problem still isn't solved.

Good thing there's google, eh?

treyert
treyert User

@IosifStalin  If you just said they're faggots - you're probably right. 

treyert
treyert User

@andysignore オフファック

treyert
treyert User

@mizukiaikatubot オフファック