Navy Chief Grills Crew Because Someone Keeps Masturbating Into The Towels

Remember those cool television ads telling us how fun the Navy is if you were to join? They forgot to show the part where you pick up your bath towel only to find out someone masturbated into it.

This is leaked audio of a Navy Master Chief grilling his crew because one of the crew members keeps doing just that: masturbating into towels on four random occasions. They have no idea who it is. Listen, it's a lonely life at sea, but I didn't know it was THAT lonely.

"We're about to have two fuckin' watchstanders 24 hours a day in every fuckin' aisle wearin' little fuckin' guard belts and your flashlight to make sure that somebody's not jackin' off into somebody else's towel!"

Uploaded with the title "NavyBullshit", this might be one of the more interesting pieces of audio since Donald Sterling.

Take it where you can get it, boys. Shore leave is a few weeks away.

I think I'm more interested in wondering if it's someone with a really nasty habit or if it's just a joke, because let's face it, I'm sure it gets pretty boring around there. Regardless, this is hilariously insane.

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source: Mentality Mag