And Now, Let’s Meet The Women Of The 2014 Miss Adolph Hitler Pageant

Last week we learned about a men’s swastika ring for sale at Sears whose sellers suggested it would be perfect for wearing out on a date. Well it turns out that we may have discovered a few ladies who wouldn’t be offended by that ring. A Neo Nazi –  Adolph Hitler fan page in Russia is holding a beauty pageant to find the most beautiful anti-Semitic women in order to crown them “Miss Ostland 2014.” Thankfully contestants are just submitting Hitler-themed selfies to a social media site called VKontakte and a bathing suit competition won’t be invading Poland anytime soon.

This is one pageant they won’t even pretend to be looking at inner beauty.

The competition is named after Ostland, a Nazi occupied territory during World War II where one million Jews were killed. That horrific fact isn’t deterring dozens of young women from proudly posting “glamor” type shots to the page in hopes of being crowned Miss Ostland. I guess they don’t have to worry about getting asked “What would you do to help achieve world peace?”

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The Formal Wear Compeition Really Puts a Goose In Everyone’s Step

In addition to the Nazi dress up photos, contestants must submit and answer to why they ‘love and revere the Third Reich of Adolf Hitler.’  Many of the misguided gals boast about the hate-filled activities they like to do in their spare time such as Elena Bernatskaya whose profile says she  “loves nothing more than snapping sexy selfies for her anti-Semitic friends.”

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Never ask a Nazi girl to “play an instrument.”

Katya Shkredova told the competition that she’s a big Adolf Hitler fan mostly because he was “willing to experiment on people.” Ugh.. and you thought Donald Trump being in charge of Miss USA was the worst thing to happen to beauty pageants.

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And I really hate to stereotype anyone here, but since they are Nazis you can be sure there will be a long list of rules. Contestants must adhere to the following:

1. Be a woman.

2. Be a Nazi.

3. Be a woman Nazi.

4. Be a woman who hates Jews. 

 5. Be a member of the Hitler” VKontakte group.

6. Post a sexy Nazi pic.

7. Get other Nazis to like your pic.

8. Don’t insult other women’s pictures. 

Rules number three and four seem sort of redundant to me. Also rule number eight seems to be saying, “We are Nazis, but you know, you don’t have to be mean about it.”

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First and second prize winners who get the most votes on the page will receive real Nazi jewelry. This would have been perfect to wear during job interviews. Except now, when potential employers do a background search on them, the first thing that pops up will be the “Miss Hitler contest.” So hopefully they won’t be getting a lot of call backs. Then again, humans are terrible.

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