MILF Pornstars: They'd Like to Have a Word With You

blawsome by blawsome on Apr. 17, 2015

I’M LOOKING FOR CONTENT RELATING TO MILF PORNSTARS, CAN I FIND SOME HERE?

Absolutely! But first - you’d pretty much have to be a GILF not to know this but I guess I should clarify the definition of “MILF” just in case someone reading this doesn’t know. It stands for “Mom I’d Like to Fuck,” and it’s a thriving pornography subgenre, with hundreds of women making their name within the MILF subcategory. And the extensive Break library is home to a whole bunch of MILF pictures and video, and some of it is even (debatably) safe for work! Like, for example, this photo:

great ass

Hey, I said “debatably” safe for work. But as you can see, most of the agreed-upon MILF elements are present and accounted for in the above photo. You have a mature-yet-gorgeous woman (in a domestic setting, no less), showing plenty of skin and just generally behaving how Mom just isn’t supposed to behave.

DO YOU HAVE ANY VIDEOS AND/OR PICTURES OF SPECIFIC MILF PORNSTARS?

If your tastes run a little more specific than just general MILF-types, good news: There are plenty of name pornstars out there who pride themselves on their embodiment of the MILF archetype. Pornstars like Charlee Chase, who can be seen in all her MILFitude in the video below:

OK, so maybe that’s not all her MILFitude. It’s a pretty insubstantial video, to be totally honest, but as the title makes clear it is “VERIFIED” to be the real Charlee Chase, so at least you can rest easy in the knowledge that you didn’t watch some Charlee Chase imposter awkwardly reading ad copy in front of an indoor pool.

Another pornstar to capitalize on her MILF image is the improbably named Puma Swede. There’s no need for me to go into her skills within the thin walls of a southern California hotel porn set, but if you’re curious about how she’d handle herself on a hockey rink for some reason, well then boy oh boy have I got a video that you’ll want to watch as soon as possible. Here it is:

Here’s a still photo of Puma Swede, not really any more revealing than the last video (unless you consider the implication of nudity to be revealing), but it does show her in a bathtub so it might fall within our sphere of concern here. Check it out below.

A Euro MILF.

Next in our informal MILF pornstar hall of fame is Joslyn James, who (in my opinion anyway) is looking young enough in the video below to be considered a borderline MILF case. According to the title, though, the video below was taken back in 2008, so it’s safe to assume that she’s in the prime of her MILF stage by this point.

Hey look, I was right:

Fantastic body of work.

That’s also Joslyn James, in a photo (presumably) taken at least a couple years after the 2008 video up above it. And wouldn’t you know it, she makes a perfect MILF.

WHO IS THE BEST MILF PORNSTAR OF THEM ALL?

Well, debates like that are so subjective that it’s hard to make a definitive statement. But then again, it might be even harder to argue against Lisa Ann, who carved quite a niche out for herself in the world of MILF porn up until her retirement in late 2014. But even if her retirement sticks and she never steps back onto another porn set for the rest of her days, we have a few videos right here to remember her by. Like her charming appearance on Red State Update (oh man, I forgot all about Red State Update until just now):

 

As you already know if you watched that video, Lisa Ann played Sarah Palin in the porn parody Who’s Nailin’ Palin, which has to rank as the greatest MILF casting coup in the history of pornography. And since we watched her visit the deep south in that last video, I thought I’d balance things out with a video showing her visiting Rick’s Cabaret in the heart of sinful New York City – you can watch it below.

DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD PHOTOS OF LISA ANN TO END THIS BLOG POST ON A HIGH NOTE?

You came here for MILF pornstars, so a couple photos of #1 MILF pornstar Lisa Ann is really the only way this blog post could possibly end. Here’s a pretty good one:

This 41-year-old is perhaps best known for playing Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" She won the award for the Hottest MILF.

As enticing as that photo is, it really can’t compete with this next one, which shows Lisa Ann in a much more revealing outfit (and hey, isn’t that what it’s all about?):

Winner!

Now that you’ve taken in a whole bunch of MILF pornstar content, it’s time for you to go out there and find your own MILFBWAWFM (Mom I’d Like to Fuck But Who Also Wants to Fuck Me). Good luck!