MILA KUNIS NUDE: ASHTON’S GIRL GONE WILD

Monkey500 by Monkey500 on Jun. 07, 2014

 

 

 

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Imagine being seven years old and leaving the only country you had ever known. You’re smack dab in a new culture, with a new language and a completely different political system. This was how the early chapter of the Mila Kunis story played out, as she left her native Ukraine (in what was then the Soviet Union) with her family for the bright lights of Los Angeles. As we well know, the tale does have a happy evolution, as it didn’t take long at all for her not only to master the language but to become a bona fide celebrity. She has become a movie star as well, is engaged to a handsome and well liked actor, and can readily play both comedy and drama. Now that is what we call a solid representation of the American dream personified, and by all accounts, she seems to still be a down to earth and nice person. There is only one real thing missing from her resume for our purposes though. You can look high and low, but it’s a difficult task tracking down Mila’s melons minus clothing.

IS THERE ANYWHERE ONLINE I CAN SEE PICTURES OF MILA KUNIS NUDE?

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We are sorry to disappoint the legions of Mila Kunis fans, but the simple truth is she has never done any nude scenes or photo shoots. She has however done several sexy scenes, and we will happily share the details. Without doubt, her most steamy and famous sexual moment in movies was in 2010’s acclaimed “Black Swan.” Her lesbian tryst with Natalie Portman was a show stopper, which despite not showing any real nudity generated a great deal of press for its very graphic nature. There was a rumor that tequila shots helped set the mood for the two actresses, but Mila says it’s “Completely false. We shot that scene in half a day… it’s just as nerve-wracking as having any other sex scene in any movie. They’re always going to be a little uncomfortable. Imagine me saying “hey, nice to meet you. Now take off your clothes and let’s have sex.” With people watching. So no, no tequila was involved.”

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She also discussed what it was like working with her co-star, who ended up winning an Oscar for her work.  “I think the great thing about this was that Natalie and I were actually lucky enough to be friends prior to production which made it all a lot easier. We didn't really discuss it very much. We just kind of did it. It made sense for the character. It wasn't put in for shock value. It wasn't something that we needed to justify in our heads as to why we were doing it and that was it, but the truth of the matter is that we were friends before we started it. So with that it made it a lot easier.”

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The film itself is a powerful depiction of madness, but will forever be remembered for the graphic oral sex scene. Then again, how can you forget it? Take a peek at the NSFW scene here.

ANY MOVIE WITH BALLET IN IT MAKES ME SICK. I DON’T CARE IF IT DOES HAVE MILA KUNIS PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS ON NATALIE PORTMAN. YET, I DO WANT TO SEE MILA LOOKING AND ACTING ALL HOT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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Dude, first of all get over yourself. Yes, “Black Swan” has lots of ballet but it’s still a pretty cool flick. However, if you insist by living with your firm rule about ballet, maybe check out 2008’s “Boot Camp.” It’s a pretty forgettable movie, but does have a rather nice sex scene with Mila. You can’t really make anything out, although a freeze frame of it shows most of a boob. It’s borderline SFW, but let’s allows err on the side of caution. Take a peek here.

SURE, MILA KUNIS IS SMOKING HOT BUT IN GENERAL I AM MORE ATTRACTED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?

What do we recommend? To someone who “in general” is more attracted to cartoon characters? Honestly, if that’s your thing, you may be beyond our help.  In the interests of science though, we will remind you that Mila Kunis actually does voice one of the hysterical cartoon characters on “Family Guy.” She plays Meg, the usually put upon teenage daughter of the Griffith family. She might not always get the best lines on the show, but as this photo shows, you can at least imagine Mila saying them while looking smoking hot.

 

meg family guy and mila kunis

Is Meg gay? Well, Kunis had this to say on the subject. “Meg is still exploring her sexuality. Meg just wants to be loved, so she doesn’t really give a hoot who it comes from…  Being gay is cool. I just wish gay kids realized that earlier in their lives … I truly believe that Family Guy is one of the gay-friendliest shows on TV. It’s definitely the least judgmental of any person, religion, or culture, because it makes fun of everything and everybody, but purely out of love. The gay community’s really been embraced by our show.”

THANKS FOR THE CARTOON STUFF. I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW. DOES MILA HANG OUT WITH ANY OTHER IMAGINARY CHARACTERS THAT AREN’T QUITE CARTOONS BUT ARE ANIMATED ANYWAY?

What is it with these weird questions, dude? Rather than quibble too much with your very odd sensibility, we will instead remind you of one of Mila Kunis’ most famous roles. She played Mark Wahlberg’s love interest in “Ted,”which of course meant she got to hang out with a stoned and horny teddy bear. You know, kind of like a real life Seth Rogen without the terrible smell.  In case you missed it or if you can’t get enough, here’s a very funny sampling of the box-office smash.

 

DOES MILA KUNIS BELIEVE IN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS RELATIONSHIPS? IF SO, HOW CAN I BEFRIEND HER AND GET SOME BENEFITS?

What she really believes on the subject we may never know, but she did star in a movie of the same name opposite Justin Timberlake. In an interview keyed to the film’s release, she had this to say on how and why such a situation can go wrong. "Ultimately, it ends when someone wants to go and get serious with somebody. More times than not, a person catches feelings and somebody gets hurt. When a female orgasms, a hormone gets released. I've never met a girl who can have sex without an ounce of feeling."

Her character flashes her butt, but it was actually a body double. Or a butt double, if you prefer, which is certainly preferable to a double butt. Either way, here are JT and Mila discussing filming their sex scenes.

 

DIDN’T MILA FLASH HER BOOBS IN A PHOTOGRAPH IN “FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL”?

Her character does indeed have a topless photograph displayed and held up, but it is clearly a photoshopped image. It is a really funny and quite sweet movie as well, and definitely worth seeing if you’ve missed it. As to the topless picture, in its defense it is boobs and it is Mila Kunis’ face, so you can take a look if you want to here.

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW LUCKY IS ASHTON KUTCHER?

Far be it from us to quantify precisely Mr. Kutcher’s luck, but suffice it to say that the guy is damn lucky. Great looking, talented, a savvy businessman and now engaged to the gorgeous Ms. Kunis? Sheesh, not too shabby. They’ve come a long way since their days on “That ‘70s Show,” with both having dated their share of others in between, but it seems that true love has found them after all.

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IS IT TRUE THAT MILA KUNIS DATED THAT KID FROM “HOME ALONE”? ISN’T HE LIKE EIGHT YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING?

Seemingly you have confused movies with real life, as while Macauley Culkin was a child when he starred in “Home Alone,” he actually grow up like human beings tend to do. That said, Mila did date him from 2002-2010, so Culkin probably got to spend a lot of time home alone with Mila when she was naked. Sounds like a lot more fun than outsmarting Joe Pesci.

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IS MILA KUNIS THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE?

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In 2012, Esquire Magazine said she was, and who are we to argue? This behind the scenes video of the shoot offers some fantastically sexy images.

Just because we care about you so much, dear reader, we are happy to share a couple more pictures from that photo shoot. We are very nice that way.

 

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HOW GREAT WOULD MILA KUNIS BE IN BED?

Again, we can’t offer empirical proof, but there is at least this fantastic image to spark your imagination. She can stick her entire fist in her mouth. It doesn’t take a PHD from Caltech to figure out that she can likely fit pretty much anything else in her mouth as well. Go ahead, let your imagination run wild. This may well become your favorite GIF of the year.

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