Meanwhile, in Texas

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on May. 01, 2013

They say everything is bigger in Texas and probably various other random sayings about Texas.  That said, check out this crazy stuff.

1. Safety First

2. Poetry

3. Mileage? Pshaw

4. Fire Ants

5. Murder!

6. Veggie Abuse

7. Deep Fried Diabetes

8. Wheel Chair Accessible

9. The Festival

10. It's the Economy

11. Mmm, Beefy

26 comments
Aaron-Johansen-94
Aaron-Johansen-94

I've actually seen the #6 billboard... pretty clever lol! Plano, TX FTW

passmore428
passmore428

Turkey sandwiches are for pussies and cowards.

My-2-Cents
My-2-Cents

Pussies and Cowards are the ones without guns, Takes a real man or women to wield a .45

PizzaDeliveryMan
PizzaDeliveryMan

you are able to make that comment because of guns.........look up our country's history dumbass

KCjoker
KCjoker

Not if you're using it in self defense you moron.

JoeNathan
JoeNathan

Texas is relevant because it makes other states feel better about themselves. Except Kentucky.

treyert
treyert User

1 -> Texan pigs can use smartphones! 9 -> ...only in Texas, I guess.

treyert
treyert

1 -> Texan pigs can use smartphones! 9 -> ...only in Texas, I guess.

llga01
llga01 User

I LOVE TEXAS!

The-Langolier
The-Langolier

Those school shootings that happen every year in America are very courageous.

passmore428
passmore428

Turkey sandwiches are for pussies and cowards.

My-2-Cents
My-2-Cents User

Pussies and Cowards are the ones without guns, Takes a real man or women to wield a .45

PizzaDeliveryMan
PizzaDeliveryMan User

you are able to make that comment because of guns.........look up our country's history dumbass

KCjoker
KCjoker User

Not if you're using it in self defense you moron.

passmore428
passmore428

How bout the mass stabbings in China? People suck, period. Pull your head out of your hippie ar$e.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

Those school shootings that happen every year in America are very courageous.

Carnyworker
Carnyworker

would rather have a gun when going up against a crazy knife wielder.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier

Would rather be up against a knife than a gun.

Carnyworker
Carnyworker User

would rather have a gun when going up against a crazy knife wielder.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

Would rather be up against a knife than a gun.

passmore428
passmore428

How bout the mass stabbings in China? People suck, period. Pull your head out of your hippie ar$e.