Meanwhile, in Germany

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Apr. 03, 2013

We've spent a lot of time in Russia, and Japan and Australia.  What do the Germans have to offer?

1. The Hoff Soap

2. A drink, ladies?

3. Better than Nascar

4. Grandpa looks a little too thirsty

5. Tastes like freedom

6. It's the law

7. The toilets are awful

8. The Beer Bike!

9. So, not a face wash?

10. High Security

23 comments
WZRDZ
WZRDZ User

yea at least we can make decent beer.. what now america? what now? and we watch F1, which is definitively better than nascar, we got right turns dude!

WZRDZ
WZRDZ

yea at least we can make decent beer.. what now america? what now? and we watch F1, which is definitively better than nascar, we got right turns dude!

dubflip
dubflip

na, if he would be one of those he would definitely call it the fatherland

__Yeah-Right__
__Yeah-Right__

DE is short for Deutschland you special bastard.

amncarter77
amncarter77

Denmark is .DK Germans call themselves Deutschlanders hence .DE it took me 8 seconds to look that up

Geepa53
Geepa53 UserTop Commenter

"Germans love David Hasselhoff" - Norm MacDonald, SNL Fake News.

Geepa53
Geepa53

"Germans love David Hasselhoff" - Norm MacDonald, SNL Fake News.

Aaron-Johansen-94
Aaron-Johansen-94

... umm .DE is not germany it's Denmark :-/ And none of these inbreeds had blue eyes and blonde hair!!! FAIL TO THA MOTHA LAND!

napattak
napattak User

I miss the motherland.

eXistenZ85
eXistenZ85

we call ourself "deutsche" Deutschländers are sausages ;-) and yeah... de is germany. but germany is more than Bavaria! foodstore-online.de/WebRoot/Store2/Shops/62633965/4CDD/9383/8AC6/7009/8C6B/C0A8/28BD/BC2C/popup_images_image_1303010_1.jpg

dmjra
dmjra

We call ourselfs "Deutsche" and we live in "Deutschland". "Deutschländer" ist a famous sausage brand ;)

__Yeah-Right__
__Yeah-Right__ User

DE is short for Deutschland you special bastard.

amncarter77
amncarter77 User

Denmark is .DK Germans call themselves Deutschlanders hence .DE it took me 8 seconds to look that up

eXistenZ85
eXistenZ85 User

we call ourself "deutsche" Deutschländers are sausages ;-) and yeah... de is germany. but germany is more than Bavaria! foodstore-online.de/WebRoot/Store2/Shops/62633965/4CDD/9383/8AC6/7009/8C6B/C0A8/28BD/BC2C/popup_images_image_1303010_1.jpg

dmjra
dmjra User

We call ourselfs "Deutsche" and we live in "Deutschland". "Deutschländer" ist a famous sausage brand ;)

dubflip
dubflip User

na, if he would be one of those he would definitely call it the fatherland