German Man With Lopsided Arms Becomes Champion Arm Wrestler!

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Jun. 17, 2014

Pictured here, German man Matthias Schlitte recently became a champion arm wrestler. Champion arm wrestler? Hey man, you don’t have to brag about your large - ooooh, he’s actually an arm wrestler and that lopsided appendage is not from wrestling his “little schnitzel.”

Rather, Schlitte has a rare bone disorder that caused his right forearm to grow twice the size of his left arm. And like a true champ he decided to use the situation for conquest and glory! Or he was really just a big fan of the character with a lop sided arm in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror.

Freddy Rodriguez really needs to work both arms.

Schlitte started arm wrestling at 16 in bars in Germany  where potential opponents would often snicker when they saw I can just imagine this guy going into a bar to troll macho guys with his wrestling arm behind his back. He’d shout “I’ll arm wrestle any guy in here!” with a large, burly Bavarian taking the slender man up on the challenge, only to be shocked as he reveals his “Popeye” arm.

I dare you to try and get this song out of your head.

Since getting into the sport  Shlittle has won 8 German Arm Wrestling championships and 14 International Titles. He’s like the Manny Pacquiao of arm wrestling if Pac-Man looked like his arm got stung by a bee.

Would you arm wrestle Matthias Shlittle? I would be affraid THIS would happen:

Or this.

This one might be OK.

Nope, no it wasn't.

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94 comments
David Yneguez
David Yneguez

Of course I'd arm wrestle this dude, Break.com!

Amanda Jones
Amanda Jones

Madison-Rose oh haha right! I didn't make the connection

Amanda Jones
Amanda Jones

Madison-Rose Gemmil how is this relevant?

Alex Frank
Alex Frank

David Messing Matt Matt Messing Andrew Domanski Erik Locquiao this is the dude I was talking about. Nuts.

Becca Buecher
Becca Buecher

You have to see the movie Scary Movie to get that

Damien Collins
Damien Collins

Shitty childhood much never had the chance to get laid??? Lmfao Johnny Falish

Paul Courtney
Paul Courtney

John Twomey, Ian Bohane, Keith Linzell, Ciaran O Connor

Jose Nunez
Jose Nunez

Lol but I have excused why one of my arms is bigger then the other. Javier Alcantara

Tim Arbeen
Tim Arbeen

I was gonna say we all know which hand he does the 5 knuckle shuffle with!!!

TOm Lam
TOm Lam

A real life hermit crab

Max Cassells
Max Cassells

Edmoondd Goh he can squeeze and break a egg in that way

Poc Oyo
Poc Oyo

He should try to be a baseball player called a pitcher

Ruben German
Ruben German

Lol Andres Barron stop whacking off or you'll look like that lol

Lace King
Lace King

I went to high school with a medical disorder that caused a much more extreme version of this. Interesting.